Word Association

genuine (Definitely not. I'm sure we've all seen the violent episode of My Kitchen Rules when the violent dwarven dictator from that Asian country comes and starts complaining about the order of the cutlery, ultimately resulting in a fire brigade call-out and 3 charges of homicide... 'Til next time. )

true (That sounds ghastly! We can't have that. Only smashingness!! ...until next time.)

certified (I do agree. Shouldn't it always be forks, knives, spoons, in alphabetical order and also in the order that the cutlery is positioned on the table? While I can't abide violent, dwarven dictators from Asia, I did find the fact that he held true to his principles and demanded that the cutlery be positioned correctly, even at the cost of the kitchen facilities because he refused to let the fire department inside to extinguish the resultant inferno until the positioning of said cutlery was appropriately rectified, to have had an element of smashingness to it.)

qualified (I must confess something! You said that "I'm sure we've all seen....My Kitchen Rules." Well, until you mentioned it, I had never even heard of the show lol. I am so out of the loop )

competent (I must confess something also! I don't watch TV, and have probably seen like 5 minutes of the TV show My Kitchen Rules over someone's house one time when I visited. It actually looked quite boring, so I tried to think of how the show could be more interesting. I came up with Kim Jon Ung vs. the other contestants, the police and the fire department over something trivial. It's an old Whangdoodle mind trick. )

adept (Whew, I thought it was just me! I do watch stuff on yt and Amazon Prime, but haven't had tv in ages. Your idea of Kim Jong Un vs. other contestants is a smashing idea! Masters are known for their mind tricks!)

professional (Nah, I think TV went the way of the dinosaur about 20 years ago? I don't count Youtube and Amazon Prime as TV, although perhaps this is somewhat hypocritcal of me... I can't bear the propagandising on TV. Although adverts on Youtube (can't remember if AP has them?) are getting bad - always promoting transgender nonsense)

executive (Yes, lots of nonsense. Hard to stomach. I've been watching much less yt due to the incredible amount of ads on there anymore. It's really gotten bad in the last year or two and particularly the last few months. Need Whangdoodle tv!)

chief (Yeah, tell me about it! It's so annoying - and it does make me sick in my stomach! Using my time and internet to broadcast their disgusting propaganda. Bleuch. How do you think Whangdoodle TV could help? Aren't Whangdoodles toxic? For TV so bad, you will want to skin it and turn it into a hat? I don't think that motto sounds so enticing, but I guess people have been tricked by worse? )

tribe (Well, as you can see in society, most people are tricked by just about anything lol. It's baffling. I live in a very red state and very conservative town, yet we are starting to get the infiltration here and celebrations of it downtown. Shocking. Maybe with the propaganda of Whangdoodles meeting the propaganda of trans stuff, it will come together as a implosion.)

clan (Yeah, one thing I've learned over the past 3 or 4 years - so many more people are so much more stupid than even I ever thought possible, and I was not the kindest of critics before that. I do think people can appreciate the propaganda of Whangdoodles, because its an honest and genuine kind of toxicity. And of course, despite their flaws, Whangdoodles do serve many purposes. Not so the twisted other stuff that is being pushed. Did you know that Whangdoodles have been mentioned more than 100 times on this site over the past two or three weeks, from an initial count of 0? There really is an infestation!!!!!!! )

Osage (People really are shockingly mindless sometimes...err, a lot of the time! I don't spend much time in blue areas, but if it's happening here in such a red area I can only imagine the blue areas. Of course, in those areas you are considered a person of hate. Wow, 100 times! Now that's team work! lol)

Mid-waters (Lol. Yeah, I agree. I sometimes try to imagine if I could ever have the same mindlessness, and I always end up thinking no, but maybe to a degree, that is because I don't want to admit it? The Earth is a much stranger place than some would have us believe. Good word by the way - I had to look it up to find a response.

Yes. more than 100 times. There are now enough Whangdoodles on this site for you to become their chief, if you wanted.)

seabed (Osage is a very important tribe here. I grew up on the Osage Reservation. A rugged place, some good hiking, neat spiders, lots of beer drinkers lol. Of course, growing up I don't remember any of the trans nonsense or other such nonsense, but then I grew up in the country. The world is full of enough nonsense, we don't need more - especially of that variety lol.)

ocean floor (I think the natural environment that God made encourages natural growth and health. It's the artificial environments that evil men create that allow the creation of transgender problems - artificial men being sustained by artificial drugs due to artificial desires enticed by artificial means. Probably if a transgender did occur in nature on the Osage Reservation, it would have been eaten by the spiders before it could cause any damage?)

viperfish (The biggest spider I've ever seen was crossing the road out in the Osage. We had to stop to let it cross lol. It was a tarantula, of course. Would make a nice pet, no doubt. Artificial drugs seem to be a big problem where I am now - near the Osage, but not in the Osage anymore. I think you are wise. Natural environment is ideal. I think someday we will be in a perfect natural environment. No toxic propaganda.)

piranha (I know it's not the same, but they have sharp teeth too! Spiders and I don't really get along. Sometimes, the only thing that prevents me killing one is me having to deal with the mess afterward, which is just as disgusting to me as a live spider, although fortunately, dead spiders don't move around all that much. Do Whangdoodles eat spiders? I dread to think the size of the spider you had to stop for. Probably I would just have run it down, then parked up for the night in Whangdoodle territory, in hopes they would eat any remains still attached to the vehicle before I had to clean it!)

barracuda (What? You kill spiders?? I'm appalled! They are my friends. My buddies. My fave little critters. To me, the most fascinating of God's creation. Whangdoodles leave spiders alone, because they know that spiders are far superior to them! Ever seen the movie Krull? It was one of my favorite movies as a child. As an adult, the only thing I could remember about the movie was the scene of the massive spider in the massive spider web that the guy had to make his way across before the big spidey got to him. I thought it was so neat! So, just be thankful there aren't any spiders like in the movie Krull )

shark (Sadly, yeah, sometimes I have to. I have strict requirements. Spiders don't invade my territory, and I don't invade theirs. Penalty: death for them, potential *extreme* disgust for me. Never our paths may cross, and we endure an uneasy truce. Probably it's good that Whangdoodles don't eat spiders, or their toxicity might be too extreme for us to put them into smoothies - Whangdoodles, that is, not spiders - obviously a spider smoothie would be disgusting. I vaguely remember the movie Krull! That was the one with the throwing star weapon, right? I don't remember the spider, but I remember the one-eyed dude getting crushed holding the door open so the others could get into the castle, because he knew what his fate was and purposely avoided it to help his friends. Also the dude falling off the bridge after letting the other guy go ahead. I will have to watch it again - I remember liking it, but the spider part is totally absent from my memory - probably erased for being too traumatic? )

stingray (Yes, Krull had a throwing star! I remember the Cyclops. It was an interesting movie. I was always excited when it came on tv when I was a child. I have the DVD, I'll have to watch it again some time soon. Yes, I still use DVDs lol. I'll watch the part with the massive spider twice, because that is obviously the best part!! So, does watching spider scenes on a movie/show bother you? I guess you wouldn't want to see Kingdom of the Spiders with William Shatner? Or should we make a movie called Kingdom of the Whangdoodles??)