Good ideas for bumper stickers?

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Looking for good ideas for bumper or window stickers. Snarky, political, Christian. Nothing is off limits, forum guidelines excepted.
 

Lynx

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"Bumper Sticker"

Just to make people question their eyesight and your sanity.
 

Lynx

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I saw one for rodney.

"The lord giveth and the IRS taketh away"
 

Westward

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If you get any closer you'll be riding in my trunk
 

Karlon

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some ideas: "I Can't Read", "Stop Looking At Me", "I Can't See You", "What's This Say".
 

Artios1

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Confucius say:

man who bend over .. crack up
 

Talljake

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If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on your windshield
 

Mem

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I CAN'T SEE YOU
Did You Leave Your Blinker On?
No Passing Zone
Are You Following Me??
 

Lynx

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Yes this is my truck
No I won't help you move
 

Lynx

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I have this on my own car. It's not a joke. It's a serious warning.