can you guys post something funny please?

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TheLearner

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Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."



The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"



The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.



He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."



"All right. How long do you need them?"



The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
 

BillG

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This diving they're doing is all very well, but there should be an event for normal people called Synchronised Stepping Slowly Into the Pool going 'ooh' and then
'phoowaawa that's cold'.
 

I_am_Canadian

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I understand now why God says it's not good for man to be alone in Genesis, if a man is alone too long he looses his mind and sanity, God created women to help men keep their sanity.
 

Genipher

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I understand now why God says it's not good for man to be alone in Genesis, if a man is alone too long he looses his mind and sanity, God created women to help men keep their sanity.
Well, my husband does misplace things a lot and I'm always there to help him find things. 😆
 

Godsgirl1983

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if a man is alone too long he looses his mind and sanity, God created women to help men keep their sanity.
if a man is alone [ with kids] too long he looses his mind and sanity, God created women to help men keep their sanity. :LOL:
 

BillG

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My wife and I are just back from the therapist.
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers, is this true?
Me: To be honest, I wasn't aware she sold flowers.
 

notmyown

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about how men handle a boo-boo...

a few years ago, my husband was at work and cut the back of his hand with a putty knife. it bled a lot, and his middle finger hung useless as he had severed a tendon. what did he do? wrapped it in paper towels and duct tape and finished the day's work!

when he got home, i looked at it and said, we have to go to the hospital. he asked why (o_O).

i said, you'll never regain the use of that finger if you don't see a surgeon. he calmly replied, "nah, i'll just tape it to the other fingers; it'll be fine."

need i say we went to the ED, he saw a hand surgeon, and his finger works almost as well is it had? :sneaky: