can you guys post something funny please?

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HealthAndHappiness said:
I got pulled over one night a few years back for that exact reason.
Deputy Fife asked if I had been drinking?
I asked him if he drove down the same road I just drove down in the past month?!!
Are you looking for money to patch those holes I have to dodge?
Do you pay for the front end alignment of your cruiser?
I do.
I also have to get my own car realigned if I don't swerve around those deep holes.
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At the local members shoppers warehouse their drive was recently paved due to potholes . A huge swath if new blacktop that stopped just before a huge pothole on the whiteine.

It's a trick,I'm sure of it.

At a distance the road looks drivable.

At speed you find out if you don't straddle the white line seconds after enjoying the smooth ride on the new pavement your left front axle will be a guest on your trunk.

Go figure! The warehouse sells tires and repairs axles.
 
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john: "how long can a man live without brains"?
russ: "i don't know, how old are you"?
 
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MeowFlower said:
At the local members shoppers warehouse their drive was recently paved due to potholes . A huge swath if new blacktop that stopped just before a huge pothole on the whiteine.

It's a trick,I'm sure of it.

At a distance the road looks drivable.

At speed you find out if you don't straddle the white line seconds after enjoying the smooth ride on the new pavement your left front axle will be a guest on your trunk.

Go figure! The warehouse sells tires and repairs axles.
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Whoah! 🫣

No doubt they drumbed up a LOT of business.
It sounds like you can identify with that. 🥴
 
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>What drug is Kamala on?<

I think they're all wrong. When I was a kid, the lawyers never laughed like that on" coka "cola. I think her and the interviewer were smoking something backstage before going on air. Nobody would laugh at her "jokes" unless they were VERY stoned...then every stupid thing sounds funny.
 
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Democrat Politicians Really ARE 2A😉
Part 2

Elmer Fudd Waltz Really DOES Know Which Hole the Cartridges Go Into


"Walz stars in Looney Tunes and the longest death in movie history as his partner has to fight off the bad guy by herself as he figures out his weapon."
(Reduce volume suggested)
 
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Democrat Politicians Really ARE 2A😉
Part 3

Tim Waltz is a Manly Pro Gun Kind of Guy .
He really DOES care about children.
Who else goes so far as to make sure boys have the SAME fem products as girls in their rest rooms. Liberals are the only ones for equal rights ! ✊
Is that not equality?

 
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