What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his lunch? Because he was a little shellfish.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Who eats snails? People who don’t like fast food!
What’s the most famous fish? A starfish!