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That is logic I can get behind. I employ it everyday in multiple aspects.

I am burnt out on acronyms because they are used so much and so ludicrously in video games. Either the good guy organization or the bad guy organization, or sometimes both, will have acronyms that spell out words, and they are almost always stretching the acronym a lot. You can tell somebody...

The smaller and younger the kid, the more they gravitate toward percussion. =^.^=

In a creepy voice: Or maybe YOU wouldn't like what I would do to your dolls...

There is nothing on this whole forum that is worth tears. If there are tears, this forum is being taken much too seriously. My primary disagreement with you is how you insulted and accused somebody who disagreed with you. Your reaction to his disagreement was unwarranted, harmful and requires...

That third one hits way too close to home. Figuratively and literally. I'm still single because it turns out I like most dogs better than I like most people. And I like most cats better than I like most dogs.

Wait, where have I heard this before? Somewhere recently, actually... Oh yeah, that's what it was! Thank you for so thoroughly illustrating what seoul said.

That's classic spiritual power play for you. Denounce anybody who disagrees with you as obstinate, rebellious, arrogant, etc. Can you substantiate your theories with anything more concrete than something you claim you heard in a private prophetic revelation that none of us have ever heard of?

Yeah, no, I was hoping she would have something more substantial... And substantiative... Than that.

What's wrong with vinegar? Do you also use a lot of lemon juice? Lemon juice is good too. And in completely unrelated news, what are you doing this Saturday night? :cool:

Why am I single? The last woman who asked me that became my new wife. Whether she liked it or not.

You can try but I'm not a very interesting person...

What do you mean, why am I single?... ... ... Oh no. Did she figure out how to get out of the basement again?!

I hear the sound of abundance of axes grinding. This is just a hunch, but I get the impression you don't think much of focus on the family. :p

I'm single because I work at McDonald's. My low-fat, artificially flavored milkshake don't bring nothing to the yard. Even dogs and cats don't want it.

I'm about to go out for a spin on my bike. I could say I'm still single because girls can't catch me.

I'm single because I spend my weekends working on my chat pop-ups. If you don't know what that means, congratulations. You're not an old nerd like me. Pop-ups were long strings of text, usually with color coding, that were saved in your chat client script for later recall with a short command...

Sorry. I'm a little short right now. I can spare two. But I'll need that back before Thursday.