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I don't, Im not even sure what that is.

I cant tell you, If I told you...then Id have to.... well, you know the rest of it...

Ummm...yes its a new trend... blackened pizza, go on...try it.....

No better basis for getting hitched. See ya at the altar !

Are you saying you dont like me ??? Also yes... November 35th :P

Welcome, yall make yourselves at home . I hope you dont have a nut allergy cause this place is full of them lol

You guys crack me up. Guess that makes me a cracked up fruitcake, I'm sounding more and more like a catch everyday

Just make yourself at home :)

You bring my dad 200 foreskins he's probably gonna call the police on you, just saying

Biggggg hugs at the end of a long hard day count as romantic ?? Sounds good to me.

Ask him if he would accept swiftly walking around the shed 3 times ? ;) See a good Christian woman would know that its a trick ... if she agrees to run, then she has no problem with the immodest ,ahem, jiggling of her feminine bits.... therefore the only correct answer can be...to walk...

Maybe he can't answer because so many perfect Christian ladies lined up to be his slave, I mean wife , that he had to line them up and check their credentials, dental records, resumes, see how much they can lift, how fast they can run and have their fertility levels tested....all that good...

Go on... say who....

Tell a woman you need a hired hand but are too cheap to hire one so instead youre gonna marry her and force her to run laps around the barn and fetch bags of feed :) (in a skirt) she'll be thrilled !

Cant wait to see which one takes him up on it ;)

Oh, yes I know not to base anything on works of fiction.. and I didnt take your post offensive, picking a potential mate is a serious topic. This thread however is a bit of a joke in my oponion.

I tried realllll hard to to make my reply as civil as possible, yall said what I wanted to say though. :)