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  1. Lanolin

    Last person to post wins!!!

    @zeroturbulence Open a worship song and I might join you. I'm not sure what, but a few people have been singing Oceans. It goes for about 6 minutes though. Otherwise you could try 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini'
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    Any Gamers here?

    She has a key to get in There is no peephole. We can see her car in the driveway. Well actually dad's car she 'borrowed'
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    The CC Friendship Group Visits a Castle!! Are YOU Secretly a Princess or Knight of Yore?!

    Corgis Little anklebiters - and the Queen lived a very long time thanks to them.
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    Influencers

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    Influencers

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    Influencers

    But thick glasses are now trendy! All the influencers are wearing them!
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    Humble brag about your country

    New York - Better than the Old York New Jersey - Better than a sweater New England - If you don't like it, stay in the Olde Englande Newfoundland - you can't get lost here
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    Suit Up!

    Onesie
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    Suit Up!

    TuxedoSam, with the bow tie.
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    Influencers

    Oh the staring in the eyes thing the optometrist does. I don't like that as he shines the torch in my eyes too but thankfully he doesn't do that for too long. However I fail at putting in contact lenses. I tried to do it at the optometrist, but I just couldn't open my eyes wide enough to get...
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    Any Gamers here?

    Then she'll come over to yell at me and ask me why I didn't answer the phone.
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    The CC Friendship Group Visits a Castle!! Are YOU Secretly a Princess or Knight of Yore?!

    Oh not it won't be the high quality stuff. It will be just the like the spaghetti and tomato sauce you get in a can. It will be the expired rejects from the Wattie's spaghetti and tomato sauce factory. The moat will be quite deep so, you can't just climb out of it. My castle and Queendom...
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    For Singles Looking to Get Married, How are You Preparing Yourselves?

    Asians don't do staring, its rude. Parents just yell and scream at us and the neighbours can hear.
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    Last person to post wins!!!

    Keep on winning...if you winning, you ain't sinning
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    Any Gamers here?

    Well then I would be accused of being rude! She'd just call back anyway.
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    For Singles Looking to Get Married, How are You Preparing Yourselves?

    I'm not going to give you a video clip you not going to watch anyway, you need to watch the whole episode because it's a real laugh a minute. Not like the US tv sitcoms that have audience canned laughter.
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    For Singles Looking to Get Married, How are You Preparing Yourselves?

    OK you just stare at her right in the eyes. Its the same tactic Kath uses with her daughter when she asks her to 'look at me please' except in Aussie accent it sounds like 'look at moy, ploise'
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    Any Gamers here?

    I didn't know there were 10 Garfield games. I only played one and it's not even on the list. It was called Lasagnas from Heaven https://www.thegamer.com/garfield-best-games-ever-made/
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    Any Gamers here?

    Was there ever a video game made of...Catwoman? Or DC universe. There must be...it's a ready made story.
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    What are the same 4 threads all the time?