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Hi brother, How you doing? Great response Oneness? Catholic? Love to you brother.

Can you expand please. Not sure what you are getting at.

What if the doctrine is not sound? I dont pray in tounges and I was told I was not saved.

sorry need to clarify, "Not baptised in water then you are NOT saved.

Goodness knows how many genuine Christians who don't know if they are saved. The main reason is as a result of heresy that they have been exposed to. Simple example for me is that I was told I was not saved because I don't speak in tongues. That's what the oneness pentacostals believe along...

Sadly yes, to them saved by faith is irrelevant

It will be flooded by those who preach baptismal regeneration. Not baptised in water then you are saved, not baptised in the name of Jesus only you are not saved.

you're acting weird. ok, well first thing I'm not acting.

You said "Jesus never laughed" If it's a joke I dont understand it.

So you have never laughed?

A pastor announced "if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left, All the men in the church moved to the left expect one man. The pastor was happy There was at least one strong man, he asked? How Come your wife can't control you? The man quietly replied, "it's My wife who told me...

Old people at weddings always poke me and say "Your next" So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.

I'm asked my boss "What do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap? He replied "just pop it in the corner, 4 hours it took me!!!

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabels ear and she said, "Mabel did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear? Mabel answered, I have a suppository? She pulled it out and stated it out and stated at it. Then she...

I asked my grandad after 65 years you still call Grandmar darling, beautiful and honey. What's the secret? He replied, "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Sitting here trying to figure out how the cemetery can raise prices. And blame it on "The cost of living"

My wife texted me when I was at the store & asked me to grab one of those drinks with her name on it. So I bought her a can of monster, and that's how the right started.

I told my daughter she needed to check her attitude. This girl looked at me and said "For product complaints, contact the manufacturer"

And your point? Why the ?