So here is a joke that only works in English:
‘You are in the middle of the ocean , sitting alone in a boat that has no flame or ability to make a flame .
You have a pack of 20 cigarettes…how do you smoke one ?’
Answer :
‘You toss one cigarette over the side and make the boat a cigarette...
Allow me to talk, not as someone who has ever given a sermon, but as someone who has heard many sermons.
A) When I’m I church I listen with genuine interest to any sermon. I’m not sitting there thinking ‘this is their first or their 8,000th sermon’
B) If you have been invited to give a sermon...
No hope inside , I know I died
An Apple born of sin
The woman ate, the future cried as something changed within
The human race exposed its face, as it bit into skin
Into the fruit, the first dispute of man, his soul and Him