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When a grown man cries You can feel the thunder He can call down Angels With signs and wonders That's one of the first things you should check for when you visit a new church. Do they have a tissue box at the altar? If they don't, ask where it is. If they look at you funny, look at them...

Okay, I sit corrected. https://christianchat.com/search/993445/?q=thunder&c[users]=Lynx&o=date The topic keeps coming up and I keep saying that line, but never with you specifically.

Didn't we already do this? Okay, we'll do it again... As a Christian I follow the example of Christ. He definitely had a sense of humor. Two of his disciples wanted to call down fire on some hecklers, and later he called them the sons of thunder.

No, but He did tell jokes. Two disciples asked him to call down fire from heaven on some hecklers. Later he referred to them as the sons of thunder.

I dunno... Two of the disciples wanted Jesus to zap some mockers with fire from the sky. Later Jesus calls them the sons of thunder. :LOL:

When a grown man cries You can feel the thunder He can call down angels With signs and wonders He's a powerful man With a weary soul And his tears can touch The very heart of God When a grown man cries - Bruce Carrol (replying to Live4Him3)

There won't be any sex in heaven for the same reason there won't be any money or thorns or stingers or cat-like reflexes - none of these will be needed in a perfect world.

And the two boys who wanted to call down fire from heaven to destroy those who derided them, He called them the sons of thunder. :LOL:

Howdy Friend. Let me say this to you as a friend. Comment spam (posting the same long screed all over the forum, in a lot of different threads) is bad forum etiquette. Also, the Department of Redundancy Department will get you. :p

When the disciples wanted to call lightning down on somebody, and later Jesus called them the sons of thunder... Yeah, he has a sense of humor.

Yeah, no. Those store brand sodas DO NOT taste the same! Sorry Walmart, but Dr. Thunder and Mountain Lightning are NOT a palatable replacement for Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew. Bring those knockoffs to a church dinner and nobody at church will talk to you for a month and a half. :p

This is a great day. zero stole Tommy's thunder and I was there to see it.

It is pretty evident Jesus has a sense of humor. Two of his disciples wanted to call fire down from heaven on some people. Later Jesus called those same two disciples the sons of thunder.