A thread for all the serious cats. Go here.

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Hey serious cats.
YES YOU!
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I'm making this thread just for you.

I put a book of knock knock jokes on the coffee table.
Oh don't worry, it's not there for your humor.
It's there for your seriousness.

You can read it for hours, and dissect it word by word.

Maybe you can post an exhaustive treaties asking why people would spend all that time knocking on doors.

Anyways, enjoy your thread.

Oh and write another treaties about why technically no one is ever there.

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*wonders if Stilly would ban her for BAHAHAHAHAing in his serious thread*
 
I feel as if you're sarcastically belittling me in a humorous manner for being of a more austere nature. :p

...but in all seriousness, I've never found 'knock knock jokes' funny.
 
I can make a serious one...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

"Lo I stand at the door and knock."

Alright! Serious knock knock joke, check!

Now, what shall I seriously somber-ify next!

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In this situation, you may have misheard the knock. It's obviously the cat. Why would the cat be spending his time knocking on doors when there's so many fish in the aquarium?

If this is so deep, you cannot understand, please request my latest best seller, "CAT HUMOR MADE SIMPLE".
 
im allergic to cats so im arleady not liking this thread but ...

knock knock

whos there?

spell

spell who?

W-H-O
 
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