I had completely forgot about April 1, so this is the best I could do on spur-of-the-moment.
I bought a new (used) car yesterday, took it to work for the first time today. The guys were razzing me about it, so I began to tell them how I got such a bad deal...that the dealership coerced and berated me into signing the loan papers before telling me any loan terms, and so as a result I'm paying $484 a month for 84 months on a five-year-old car... I told my co-workers that I was thinking of filing a lawsuit or bankruptcy or something to get out of it... They were all concerned and helpful until I told them the truth...then they razzed me even worse.