CHRISTIAN PICK UP LINES

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Are you from the Sea of Galilee? Because you're the only gal I see.

You are hot. You are send your husband into the front lines of battle hot.

Excuse me, your tag is showing. Just as I thought. Made in Heaven.
 
The 2nd one was concerning but they all made me laugh

Gonna share it with my Clash of clan buddies. Lol
 
My personal favorites:

Christians don't shake hands. Christians gotta hug.

and

I have a verse for you: Eccl 4:11- if two lie together, they keep warm, but how can one keep warm alone?
 
Found these
Christian Pick Up Lines Related to the Bible

I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

I'm no Joseph... perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?

Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.


How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?


The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?


So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!


For you I would slay two Goliaths.

You float my ark.
 
Can you fly? Because I heard angels have wings. :rolleyes:

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Why, oh why did I click on "CHRISTIAN PICKUP LINES" while I was eating breakfast? Now my pizza tastes bad...
 
Why, oh why did I click on "CHRISTIAN PICKUP LINES" while I was eating breakfast? Now my pizza tastes bad...

The only pickup lines I know of is the old gravel road behind my mommas house...:eek: