Christian Pick Up Lines

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missballantyne

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#21
#21
HAHAHAHAHA omg... definitely just laughed histarically. can't even pick a favorite, theyre all hilarious! I cant believe Ive never heard those before!
 
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missballantyne

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#22
#22
xspinningisfun said:
Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.

^yeah, I didn't like this one because of what the scripture says. "Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone?" The only person I would like to lay beside will be my future husband haha.
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oh common!!! hahaha you can't take them seriously, if any guy said that I'd burst out laughing!
 
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Aya

Guest
#23
#23
so funny
i have a friend that tryed most of em lol :D
 
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amorelife

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#24
#24
Oh I like "Is it a sin that you stole my heart" perfection in cheesefest right there.
 
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NEMO26

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#25
#25
do you believe in love at first site? Or should i walk past again?
 
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Kenoragirl

Guest
#27
#27
(guy to a girl) "i'm not crazy about your last name... but that's ok, i can change that!" ;)
 
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missballantyne

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#28
#28
Kenoragirl said:
(guy to a girl) "i'm not crazy about your last name... but that's ok, i can change that!" ;)
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HAHAH that is so good! I've never heard that one before!
 
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christiancollegegirl

Guest
#29
#29
that's a good one!!
 
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kan

Guest
#30
#30
lol, they ar gr8 evn though i dnt lyk others. ha ha haaah. im going to use them on my friends jst to make them laugh, yeah!
 
jaylynn83

jaylynn83

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Nov 14, 2008
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The letters of the alphabet are wrong...... U and I should be together.......
 
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missy2shoes

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#32
#32
hahaha like that Holly :D
 
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christiancollegegirl

Guest
#34
#34
It's been a while since I heard a good pickup line.
 
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missy2shoes

Guest
#35
#35
yea.....it's been about 2 years lol
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#36
#36
bump....................
 
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koalabear

Guest
#37
#37
Guy to girl- “For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh" I am ready to leave my mom and dad. LOL :D
 
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