Chuck Norris

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Post your favorite Chuck Norris Joke here are my top five!!!!

5. Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.

4.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

3.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

2.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

1.A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


HAVE FUN!!!
 
hahahahha thank you! !!! Okay here are my top five!!

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
 
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris knows the last digits of Pi

When you talk to Chuck Norris he does not understand you, because your not at his level of sheer awsomeness

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris doesn't free fall, the earth moves up to catch him
 
hahaha!! isnt my twin brother funny!



[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck norris is a man of few words, Chuck norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

Chuck norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never

When your chuck norris anything plus anything is equal to 1......... 1 roundhouse kick to the face.

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LOL!!!!!!

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face
 
For those of you that don't know about this allready....

Go to Google, type in "find Chuck Norris" and then click "I'm Feeling Lucky." Enjoy! :)
 
Groundhog said:
For those of you that don't know about this allready....

Go to Google, type in "find Chuck Norris" and then click "I'm Feeling Lucky." Enjoy! :)
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
 
Chuck Norris round house kicked me so hard that after three months of being away from CC I landed back in CC and am going on vacation to Colorado.
 
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