Ok so tonight's story takes place in a small town, three smokers gather in a room and talk, the talk is going to take a turn for the what in the world? and the question that bring it to that is a game proposal, what is the most diabolical contract you can think of you could ask someone to sign?
The winner of the game went to the author of the following contract, which was never intended to be written, or used,
(this might scare you because of the references to the last part of your religion's book, it intended to be 'diabolical')
This is an agreement between you and the beast. There are no intended third party beneficiaries not listed in these terms. You agree this agreement supersedes all agreements you have made, in the past, are currently making, or will make in the future. Parts of this agreement may be hidden, removed from the agreement, before being presented to the asked party, and the asked party accepts this statement in it's entirety, whether or not the full agreement was shown to them, but this and the next line should be presented. You agree that if any portion of this agreement is found unenforceable under any nation's laws, that you still accept it as a personal agreement, and the full meaning still stands between you and the other mentioned parties. You agree that you will not defer responsibility of accepting this agreement to any other parties, entities, human or otherwise. You agree to abide by all laws of the above mentioned beneficiary, even if they conflict with laws you currently agree to abide by. You agree to give the above mentioned beneficiary control over your rights. You agree to give the above mentioned beneficiary ownership of your property. You agree to give the above mentioned beneficiary owns your devotion. You agree that accepting this contract, is agreeing to receive the mark of the beast, and that it cannot be agreed to other than through this contract. You agree, that if you present this contract to another person, for the purpose of having them agree to it, you accept this contract and do as long as you present it to people are accepting it because of you. You agree to this contract if you change or amend it to present in any form to present to someone as a proposed agreement, you agree that any alteration to this contract will not change the meaning of the contract, that any agreement based on or inspired by this contract, is this contract, and that any unrelated provisions will not be in effect as a part of this contract.
this is the first part, which was only stand alone as a joke, the other people in the room saw a real potential for it though, and as soon as it was apparent that it was going to get used, the next part was added to lessen the impact.
These are the rules which bind this contract, this statement is a valid part of the contract, and must be accepted with the contract, whether presented or not, in any presentation of this contract with the intent of getting someone to agree. You agree that this contract is not amendable by you, and that any changes to this contract made by you before presenting it are null and void. You agree, that only the originating person of this contract and the highest authority, have the right to amend this contract, and have the changes be valid to the meaning of this contract, whatever they are. You agree by accepting this contract to be bound by the most current valid version of this contract, whether or not you can access it to be aware of it's meaning. You agree that agreeance to this contract is done of a person's free will. You agree the way a person can deny this contract is to deny it in whole, or any part, in any capacity, privately or publicly. You agree that if you accept this contract, and present it for others to accept, and it is denied, that you waive any right to any compensation from the person denying it for any deal, offer, or agreement you have made in the past, whether it was agreed that the person owed you favor, act, financial compensation, property, or any other thing that would require the person to have contact with you, and you agree not to pursue such past agreements. Denying this contract is a final decision, and you agree that any person who denies this contract as described in the above provisions, is incapable of later agreeing to it according to this agreement, even if they denied it from another source.
From here this agreement got emailed as a joke to a friend of one of the present people who worked for Facebook.
It got condensed to:
The winner of the game went to the author of the following contract, which was never intended to be written, or used,
(this might scare you because of the references to the last part of your religion's book, it intended to be 'diabolical')
This is an agreement between you and the beast. There are no intended third party beneficiaries not listed in these terms. You agree this agreement supersedes all agreements you have made, in the past, are currently making, or will make in the future. Parts of this agreement may be hidden, removed from the agreement, before being presented to the asked party, and the asked party accepts this statement in it's entirety, whether or not the full agreement was shown to them, but this and the next line should be presented. You agree that if any portion of this agreement is found unenforceable under any nation's laws, that you still accept it as a personal agreement, and the full meaning still stands between you and the other mentioned parties. You agree that you will not defer responsibility of accepting this agreement to any other parties, entities, human or otherwise. You agree to abide by all laws of the above mentioned beneficiary, even if they conflict with laws you currently agree to abide by. You agree to give the above mentioned beneficiary control over your rights. You agree to give the above mentioned beneficiary ownership of your property. You agree to give the above mentioned beneficiary owns your devotion. You agree that accepting this contract, is agreeing to receive the mark of the beast, and that it cannot be agreed to other than through this contract. You agree, that if you present this contract to another person, for the purpose of having them agree to it, you accept this contract and do as long as you present it to people are accepting it because of you. You agree to this contract if you change or amend it to present in any form to present to someone as a proposed agreement, you agree that any alteration to this contract will not change the meaning of the contract, that any agreement based on or inspired by this contract, is this contract, and that any unrelated provisions will not be in effect as a part of this contract.
this is the first part, which was only stand alone as a joke, the other people in the room saw a real potential for it though, and as soon as it was apparent that it was going to get used, the next part was added to lessen the impact.
These are the rules which bind this contract, this statement is a valid part of the contract, and must be accepted with the contract, whether presented or not, in any presentation of this contract with the intent of getting someone to agree. You agree that this contract is not amendable by you, and that any changes to this contract made by you before presenting it are null and void. You agree, that only the originating person of this contract and the highest authority, have the right to amend this contract, and have the changes be valid to the meaning of this contract, whatever they are. You agree by accepting this contract to be bound by the most current valid version of this contract, whether or not you can access it to be aware of it's meaning. You agree that agreeance to this contract is done of a person's free will. You agree the way a person can deny this contract is to deny it in whole, or any part, in any capacity, privately or publicly. You agree that if you accept this contract, and present it for others to accept, and it is denied, that you waive any right to any compensation from the person denying it for any deal, offer, or agreement you have made in the past, whether it was agreed that the person owed you favor, act, financial compensation, property, or any other thing that would require the person to have contact with you, and you agree not to pursue such past agreements. Denying this contract is a final decision, and you agree that any person who denies this contract as described in the above provisions, is incapable of later agreeing to it according to this agreement, even if they denied it from another source.
From here this agreement got emailed as a joke to a friend of one of the present people who worked for Facebook.
It got condensed to:
- If you are a resident of or have your principal place of business in the US or Canada, this Statement is an agreement between you and Facebook, Inc. Otherwise, this Statement is an agreement between you and Facebook Ireland Limited. References to “us,” “we,” and “our” mean either Facebook, Inc. or Facebook Ireland Limited, as appropriate.
- This Statement makes up the entire agreement between the parties regarding Facebook, and supersedes any prior agreements.
- If any portion of this Statement is found to be unenforceable, the remaining portion will remain in full force and effect.
- If we fail to enforce any of this Statement, it will not be considered a waiver.
- Any amendment to or waiver of this Statement must be made in writing and signed by us.
- You will not transfer any of your rights or obligations under this Statement to anyone else without our consent.
- All of our rights and obligations under this Statement are freely assignable by us in connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets, or by operation of law or otherwise.
- Nothing in this Statement shall prevent us from complying with the law.
- This Statement does not confer any third party beneficiary rights.
- We reserve all rights not expressly granted to you.
- You will comply with all applicable laws when using or accessing Facebook
And is now part of the Facebook user agreement, accepted by more than 3 billion people around the world, regardless of if it was intended as a joke.
That's the story
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