1. I don't even want to know what your communist NY sales tax rate is
2. If the door's not locked your business is open
3. I WILL sass you, deal widdit bro
4. You don't have to worry about that one, I don't waste time
5. I also I get 20% family discount on all purchases, but I will accompany you and Thea on a goods acquisition trip twice year. Old barns are my specialty. Snakes, spiders and rats are not a problem

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For real, yes I do like antiques but I tend to go for everyday items that aren't worth a lot but tell a story. One of my favorites is an enamel bucket with like 4 repairs on it. Or the cracked Mason jar I found near the old cabin on our farm. Did some research and it's from the 1800s

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I am in the market for an old pie safe though. I want to use it as a cabinet by the front door because there's no closet and stuff just collects there. I'll run across one eventually I'm sure