I am not confused about the meaning of the word counterfeit. It is more of a verb than 'verbing' is, for sure, I hope you were trying to be ironic.
I was.
At first you said "There are billions of dollars in that fund," Then when I showed that to be false.....
Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?
You showed that to be false? I don't think so. You showed that you don't understand what a fund is, because you think just because the money is invested (collecting interest) rather than sitting in some vault somewhere collecting dust, it "doesn't exist." You seem to be mistaken that piece of paper with Washington's picture, or Lincoln's, or Jefferson's, or even Benjamin Franklin's, is a thing of intrinsic value. Paper and coin has no value except what we put on it. A $1 bill is not "a dollar," but a note worth one dollar. I can purchase one dollar's worth of goods with that paper note, but that's not the only way to purchase things. I can purchase goods with other goods worth one dollar (trade) or with electrons worth one dollar (EFT). Whether the money is "printed" or not does not matter.
The Social Security fund is not bankrupt. It has billions of dollars in it. The fact that those billions of dollars are invested in various treasury bonds does not diminish their value. It diminishes their liquidity -- and in an emergency or crisis liquidity does play a part in value. But unless you know something that only you and the Mayans know, there really is not any major catastrophe capable of devaluing these kinds of funds the way you're talking about.
, you said, "What would you rather the government do with the money? Stuff it in a mattress somewhere, where it will lose value rather than gain it?" So yes, to anyone who has a clue how banking works, they can see through it.
And yet you're still confused.
Since you understand economics so well, (yet evidently have never heard of 'counterfeiters'?)
"counterfeiters" is also a noun, though it does show the use of the word as a verb ("one who counterfeits"). A quick look in the OED shows that indeed, the word has been used as a verb for some years now, though that is not its preferred use.
Quick question for you:
Do you have any money in any bank account?
If so, do you realize that they may or may not actually have all of your money in liquid or "cash" form? They take the $100 that you deposit, and then lend it to someone else at that bank who needs a loan. They collect interest on that loan, and that's how they make money and stay in business.
This is exactly what the government is doing. It's called capitalism, and its been going on for centuries. It is not a ponzi scheme or a trick or anything. It's Generally Accepted Accounting Practices 101, and there's absolutely nothing fishy or underhanded about it.
When I was younger, I thought it seemed unfair. I was a communist then, and anyone making money off of just having money seemed unfair. I guess that was a phase I grew out of, because I like earning interest now.
If you're fine with the U.S. printing the money to cover the spent funds, by all means just say so,
No, that would not be a good idea. That's what started WWII.
The part that bothers me is the way they make it sound like they're doing me a favor.
Who are "they," and what, exactly, have "they" said that you somehow interpret as "making it sound like they're doing you a favor"?
It's a tax. You know, I wasn't alive when SS started. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Roosevelt tried to pass it off as a "penalty" or some such, and some congressional leaders tried to claim that was unconstitutional, and took it to the supreme court, and the supreme court said, "Well, if it were a 'penalty' it would be, but it's a tax, and the government has every right to tax its people, so shut up and deal with it."
The more things change, the more they stay the same.