Good first intro lines?

[joefizz]

I dunno, you might want to reconsider this. Most girls get all weirded out when you try to be respectful and stuff.

hello mame nice day isn't it?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Hmmm..... Maybe I should bring my latop to a bar and start moaning loudly about the things that aren't working,
hoping to get some it techie to come to my rescue.....

 

[joefizz]

I dunno, you might want to reconsider this. Most girls get all weirded out when you try to be respectful and stuff.

Madame you look so very young and full of life!

 

[Desdichado]

That is actually a pretty good idea!

If you're into techies.

Hmmm..... Maybe I should bring my latop to a bar and start moaning loudly about the things that aren't working,
hoping to get some it techie to come to my rescue.....

 

[Desdichado]

I would make sure my affairs are in order before saying that

Madame you look so very young and full of life!

 

[joefizz]

Hmmm..... Maybe I should bring my latop to a bar and start moaning loudly about the things that aren't working,
hoping to get some it techie to come to my rescue.....

(police are called for suspected indecent content by kilden lol)

 

[joefizz]

I would make sure my affairs are in order before saying that

which affairs???

 

[Desdichado]

I got one date through something like that. A girl helped me out with a math assignment.

It never materialized into relationship, but if I stubbornly continued the routine, something may have happened.

 

[Desdichado]

My Last Will and Testament.

which affairs???

 

[Stewart]

Cause I'm gonna study you like a book!

coz I'm told women are very easy to read!!lol

 

[Stewart]

Hi I'm a heart specialist and I need your heart!

 

[Marshmellow]

"I hope your not too busy but i would love to get to know you more and maybe link up."

(If someone said that in a nice way i would probably give them my number if they sound genuine)

 

[Mel85]

How you doin?

 

[LaVieEnRose]

How you doin?

This only impresses women who care nothing for linking verbs.