Joke I read.

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An atheist was walking through the woods. As he wondered he said to himself:
“What majestic trees”!
“What powerful rivers”!
“What beautiful animals”!
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closin...
g in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his
right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
“You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer”?
The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian”?
“Very Well,” said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
“Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”
 
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Ugly

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hahahaha... good one
 
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I heard that somewhere...but its still good! :D
 
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Rachel777

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ROFL ...Hahaha EPIC :D
 
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Grateful2Be4Given

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LOL...Niiice! :D
 
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Relena7

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I think I heard this in a grocery store once. :)
 
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kygirlalways1

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An atheist was walking through the woods. As he wondered he said to himself:
“What majestic trees”!
“What powerful rivers”!
“What beautiful animals”!
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closin...g in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his
right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
“You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer”?
The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian”?
“Very Well,” said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
“Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”
:D Just the laugh I needed!
 
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shekaniah

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I like it! Thank you for the ray of sunshine!!! God Bless
 
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All4HimAlldayLong

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Too cute! L.O.L....
 
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Funny thing is God actually used bears to kill some people who were making fun of the prophet Elisha for being bald, they were kids so I guess it isnt that funny...
 
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Now that one I like, Deadtosin
Nice one!
 
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lol thanks for liking this Angel1581! I had forgotten all about it and got another great laugh out of it!!!
 
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jen717

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hahahaha...That is too funny! Thanks for sharing!
 
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Willot

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God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
"What are you going to do now?" asks the angel.
"Call it a day," says God. * *
I'm an atheist and I honestly found both these jokes quite amusing lol
 
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lol, that was funny. Thanks for sharing Willot! :) An atheist you say? I don't know if you like to read at all. But "more than a Carpenter" by Josh Mcdowell would do you well. :) take care bro.
 
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psychomom

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Willot, I have to add "Mere Christianity" by C. S. Lewis to your potential book list. :)

And thank you for the joke! Can't wait to tell my kiddos.
~ellie