Michelle Obama New Official Portrait: With Bangs

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Today News is reporting that Michelle Obama has a new official portrait. The portrait shows her with bangs.


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I think this needs more transparency.
What is Mrs. Obama hiding behind those bangs?
Does the increased bang drag create more resistance to AF 1. If so does this cost us more in fuel?

Why are her arms covered in the new photo?
Is she hiding a new tattoo that pledges loyalty to NWO bankers?

Also in both pictures the outside of her hand, the part between the index finger and thumb, is covered or obscured.
WHY?!?!

I sense a looming conspiracy that needs uncovering.



Michelle Obama's new official portrait revealed - TODAY News
 
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1still_waters said:
Today News is reporting that Michelle Obama has a new official portrait. The portrait shows her with bangs.


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I think this needs more transparency.
What is Mrs. Obama hiding behind those bangs?
Does the increased bang drag create more resistance to AF 1. If so does this cost us more in fuel?

Why are her arms covered in the new photo?
Is she hiding a new tattoo that pledges loyalty to NWO bankers?

Also in both pictures the outside of her hand, the part between the index finger and thumb, is covered or obscured.
WHY?!?!

I sense a looming conspiracy that needs uncovering.



Michelle Obama's new official portrait revealed - TODAY News
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Oh! I am all over this one! I have suspected this for months. gotta go. some one at the door. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
Weapons concealment. That's what its all about. The sleeves are concealing a weapon. The hand over her fist is concealing another! The bangs, another! One string of pearls was pulled off to compensate for wight.

Oh the humanity.

She is death, the destroyer of worlds!
 
oh come on!!!
the one with the bangs is the BODY DOUBLE.
the real question is: what happened to the real Michelle?
 
zone said:
oh come on!!!
the one with the bangs is the BODY DOUBLE.
the real question is: what happened to the real Michelle?
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None. They're both robots controlled by Usher, just like Beiber.
 
Ritter said:
Weapons concealment. That's what its all about. The sleeves are concealing a weapon. The hand over her fist is concealing another! The bangs, another! One string of pearls was pulled off to compensate for wight.

Oh the humanity.

She is death, the destroyer of worlds!
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Ritter, Ritter, Ritter... :rolleyes: Concealed carry calls for Texas hair. She's an amateur :)
 
She is covering her face and arms more for good reason.
Apparently, prophecy fulfillment has begun, and her real identity is becoming more prevelant. You see, according to YouTube prophecy(which we all know is highly factual) the Obama family and the rest of Washington D.C. is not human.

Obama himself made up the conspiracy that he was not born in America to cover up the fact that he actually from planet Nibiru.
YouTube sources still say that Nibiru(which was once believed to be a Mormon planet) is getting closer to Earth. As it gets closer the "females" begin to "shed" their human identity first. This is the reason for Michelle covering up her skin more. She is actually shedding like snakes do(It also may have something to do with Spring being right around the corner. Don't snakes shed their skin about now?)

Anywho, Nibiru is a planet full of lizard people. They landed at area 51 years ago, but unfortunately people saw them. That is why they may shoot you if you get on their property to this day.
When Obama entered office the fulfillment of prophecy began. The lizard leader would rule over a strong nation. When he won the election that was the first step to world domination.

Michelle is shedding her skin and her scales are becoming exposed. So she got her some bangs and sleeves.
One thing the lizard ppl do not realize is that if you assemble a hat made out of aluminum foil, and attach a tv antannae to the top of the hat while wearing "special" 3D glasses you are able to have xray vision and see the lizard people through their human skin. But you can only do this if you live in your parents basement.

This is highly confidential information that I have released, and I am at great risk telling you this. The CIA(Cosmic Iguana Association) is currently in my attic, and they have bugged my house with cameras that actually look like Lego toys.
The only reason why i can tell you this now is they took a bathroom break so I will likely not get caught.

Please do not reveal my identity.

OH! I heard the toilet flush! I gotta Go!
peace be with you all......................................
 
Elizabeth619 said:
She is covering her face and arms more for good reason.
Apparently, prophecy fulfillment has begun, and her real identity is becoming more prevelant. You see, according to YouTube prophecy(which we all know is highly factual) the Obama family and the rest of Washington D.C. is not human.

Obama himself made up the conspiracy that he was not born in America to cover up the fact that he actually from planet Nibiru.
YouTube sources still say that Nibiru(which was once believed to be a Mormon planet) is getting closer to Earth. As it gets closer the "females" begin to "shed" their human identity first. This is the reason for Michelle covering up her skin more. She is actually shedding like snakes do(It also may have something to do with Spring being right around the corner. Don't snakes shed their skin about now?)

Anywho, Nibiru is a planet full of lizard people. They landed at area 51 years ago, but unfortunately people saw them. That is why they may shoot you if you get on their property to this day.
When Obama entered office the fulfillment of prophecy began. The lizard leader would rule over a strong nation. When he won the election that was the first step to world domination.

Michelle is shedding her skin and her scales are becoming exposed. So she got her some bangs and sleeves.
One thing the lizard ppl do not realize is that if you assemble a hat made out of aluminum foil, and attach a tv antannae to the top of the hat while wearing "special" 3D glasses you are able to have xray vision and see the lizard people through their human skin. But you can only do this if you live in your parents basement.

This is highly confidential information that I have released, and I am at great risk telling you this. The CIA(Cosmic Iguana Association) is currently in my attic, and they have bugged my house with cameras that actually look like Lego toys.
The only reason why i can tell you this now is they took a bathroom break so I will likely not get caught.

Please do not reveal my identity.

OH! I heard the toilet flush! I gotta Go!
peace be with you all......................................
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...WARNING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Your posts have been picked up and are prone to monitoring by the ATF (Alien Task Force). Years of undercover work has just been divulged. If you hear a whirring noise and see bright lights please go to your basement and don your tim foil hat!
 
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Here is an interesting photo recently uncovered showing Obama and Michelle at worship services on Sunday. Apparently they possess their own Ashera Pole
 
well, Michelle looks lovely either way, but I do hope bangs make a comeback.
i need help covering that battery slot.

*wonders why Skynet put it in the front*
 
Her other pearl necklace was really solid fluoride that she placed in the Great Lakes in order to sap and impurify of all our precious bodily fluids.
 
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