Reasons to grow a beard!

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surfermonkey777

surfermonkey777

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Well when in doubt when your going bald you should just grow a beard! Might help you cope with all the hairl loss hahahah! :D

1.) Great for sledding
2.)It makes you appear Smarter- Before a beard you have the IQ of the room temperature and then after you just become intellectual
3.) It makes for a handy Disguise
4.) In Emergencies you can keep you and your friends warm.
5.) Easy Sailing- your bead will be able to take you anywhere
6.) You can hide things in like weapons, tools and snacks
7.)Good for smoke Signals


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Here is the link with awesome pictures to go along with what i used as a guide for mmy awesome random post!! :) Hope you guys liked it because i was laughing all the time and I am still laughing! :D:)

http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/
 
I submit to you all that the Eastern Orthodox Christians have the BEST beards, and that for men who are Orthodox, salvation itself may be dependent upon the ability to grow a most rightous beard:

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hahaha that is a good one a built in bib because that totally happens when guys have those beards!! LOL saving stuff for later hahaha
 
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