Well when in doubt when your going bald you should just grow a beard! Might help you cope with all the hairl loss hahahah!
1.) Great for sledding
2.)It makes you appear Smarter- Before a beard you have the IQ of the room temperature and then after you just become intellectual
3.) It makes for a handy Disguise
4.) In Emergencies you can keep you and your friends warm.
5.) Easy Sailing- your bead will be able to take you anywhere
6.) You can hide things in like weapons, tools and snacks
7.)Good for smoke Signals
Here is the link with awesome pictures to go along with what i used as a guide for mmy awesome random post!!
Hope you guys liked it because i was laughing all the time and I am still laughing! 

http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/
1.) Great for sledding
2.)It makes you appear Smarter- Before a beard you have the IQ of the room temperature and then after you just become intellectual
3.) It makes for a handy Disguise
4.) In Emergencies you can keep you and your friends warm.
5.) Easy Sailing- your bead will be able to take you anywhere
6.) You can hide things in like weapons, tools and snacks
7.)Good for smoke Signals


Here is the link with awesome pictures to go along with what i used as a guide for mmy awesome random post!!
http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/