Unicorn Lair found by North Korea

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kenisyes

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Worse yet, this disproves the old story that they perished in the flood because Noah couldn't find a pair to bring on the Ark. It also proves Unicorns had learned to write, so they could put up a sign.
 
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jimmydiggs

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It will be eaten.
 
JimJimmers

JimJimmers

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Funny, they don't have a single political prison, according to them, but they have a unicorn lair. What can I say.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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Of course, if you're a North Korean then you shake your head vigoriously up and down and dance with joy at the news your supreme leader has delivered lest he strip you of everything you own and cast you into a dungeon where you live off rats and the flesh of dead prisoners... with the wave of his hand.

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link-->North Korea claims discovery of ancient unicorn lair | The Daily Caller
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jimmydiggs

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AgeofKnowledge said:
Of course, if you're a North Korean then you shake your head vigoriously up and down and dance with joy at the news your supreme leader has delivered lest he strip you of everything you own and cast you into a dungeon where you live off rats and the flesh of dead prisoners... with the wave of his hand.
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I would applaud supreme leader for providing roasted rainbows and bbq'ed giggles.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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Yes... the people will have to make due with unicorn rainbows and giggles in their bellies while the supreme leader feasts on the world's finest delicacies and handpicked local girls.

jimmydiggs said:
I would applaud supreme leader for providing roasted rainbows and bbq'ed giggles.
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