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Viligant_Warrior

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Elin said:
I think I've just figured out what I am. . .
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The other nostril? I'm guessing, the one without the hair, right?



I crack me up sometimes.
 
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atwhatcost said:
Must of been a bad day for me. I'm frustrated by how often the answers have been either prove-a-points or well practiced Christianese posing as good advice today. I've see better days. (On the good side, I've seen worse too. lol)
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Sometimes the false gospel allows only for what appears this way. . .
 
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Sirk

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Viligant_Warrior said:
"Black bumper" Mennonites? Or does anyone here even know what the heck I'm talking about? Maybe that's strictly a north Missouri term.

Hint: It's not likely you were, or you wouldn't own a computer -- unless you rebelled.


Hint #2: Think "liberal Amish."
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I think we're just "mainstreamed" Hutterites....ie my grandpa and grandma didn't have to have a sheet between them when they were breeding. Lol!
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
I think we're just "mainstreamed" Hutterites....ie my grandpa and grandma didn't have to have a sheet between them when they were breeding. Lol!
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Joshua_Generation said:
Yeah when I was a Pastor I would get 2 remarks:
You are as user friendly as sand paper, but we like that because you make us think and we know you really love us!

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You do not make us AMEN you, you make us AH MAN you, because you force us to be honest with ourselves!

I view both of them as compliments.
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Homer Edwin Young likes to say God sent him to comfort the afflicted and to afflict the comfortable.

< and I'm gonna' get afflicted for calling him Homer >
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
Lol. Did I go too far?
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No more so than I did about specifically identifying the "appendage" we mentioned earlier.

Sirk said:
I want to say "being fruitful and multiplying".
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Freudian slip?

Never mind. I'm a behaviorist. I don't believe in Freud.
 
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Sirk said:
We are in the northwestern evangelical conference. I think we were born out of the Methodist church tho. I should know but I don't. I do know that we are an Armenian denom with a Calvinist pastor. How's that for a contradiction? Haha.
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That's gotta' make for an identity crisis. . .
 
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I'll have to look him up. Thanks for the tip. I should probably know my church history a little better than I do currently. Haha.
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Martin is no slouch. . .
 
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Viligant_Warrior said:
Done tried it. I don't recommend it.

Then again, I'm now an addictions counselor, so I guess it wasn't entirely bad.

Ahah! There, see? I am a hand! Not that other very necessary but totally tasteless body part I mentioned before hand. :cool:
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Didn't Paul say the more "tasteless" parts were clothed with more honor?

Don't diss the "tasteless" parts. . .
 
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Sirk

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Elin said:
That's gotta' make for an identity crisis. . .
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I don't worry about that stuff too much....I don't like rabbit trails. They are sort of a waste of time in the Christian walk imo.
 
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Very much agreed! :D We have our differences as individuals but I think the fellowship and help of each other definitely shines through
 
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Sirk said:
Ha. I'm good. Was just making an observation. God just loves unity and I wanted to try to create some.
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I was thinking about this on my commute today-- about starting a thread that would edify us and unite us instead of everyone arguing-- like a thread about maybe advice on how to reach out as Christians to our community, or something
 
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Sirk

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Shannon50 said:
I was thinking about this on my commute today-- about starting a thread that would edify us and unite us instead of everyone arguing-- like a thread about maybe advice on how to reach out as Christians to our community, or something
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Imagine the world we would have if we all reached out like Jesus does.
 
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oldthennew

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ArtsieSteph said:
Very much agreed! :D We have our differences as individuals but I think the fellowship and help of each other definitely shines through
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well put, ArtsieSteph, it cannot help but to shine through, if it is genuine and taught us by our Christ.:)
 
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Called4Christ

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Great thread, Sirk!

I've been sitting here for probably ten minutes trying to figure out what I am! Maybe I'm a neural pathway. Maybe I just fire in all directions at seemingly random times, and sometimes I actually manage to make sense of something :p
 
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