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This thread is heretical! This thread is evil and putrid and smells like the sulphuric pits of hell! Y'all are gonna burn in the lake of sarcasm if you keep up your evil sarcastic ways! Repent now of your sarcasm and be saved by the grace of the sarcasm-forgiving cool Blue one! I will plead your case to the most high of the royal straw bunnies!!
*somebody had to say it..
S
This thread is heretical! This thread is evil and putrid and smells like the sulphuric pits of hell! Y'all are gonna burn in the lake of sarcasm if you keep up your evil sarcastic ways! Repent now of your sarcasm and be saved by the grace of the sarcasm-forgiving cool Blue one! I will plead your case to the most high of the royal straw bunnies!!
*somebody had to say it..
S
you lying, green-eyed, lily-livered side-winding snake in the grass! How dare you call my sweet Angela an caged animal!! YOU'RE the one who should be caged up, you blackhearted evil knave of Satan!
boy this sarcasm-spewing is fun..
boy this sarcasm-spewing is fun..
J
I will follow thee, if thou wouldst answer thus,
Dost thou confess with thy tongue (fingers on keyboard permiteth, one time thus) that thou believest the sinless o'er ChristianChat be not come in the flesh?
That thou dost neither use bathroom, save mirror therein?
That thou art exceeding sinless, than we holiest of holier-than-thou?
That thou and five fingers measure thy fellows be alone in yon kingdom of heaven, with Lord, to correcteth He?
And who is this Jesus, we knowest not?
Dost thou confess with thy tongue (fingers on keyboard permiteth, one time thus) that thou believest the sinless o'er ChristianChat be not come in the flesh?
That thou dost neither use bathroom, save mirror therein?
That thou art exceeding sinless, than we holiest of holier-than-thou?
That thou and five fingers measure thy fellows be alone in yon kingdom of heaven, with Lord, to correcteth He?
And who is this Jesus, we knowest not?
Amen to that...Especially when Jesus, Paul, Elijah and other inspired men of God used it in context....Wonder why Jesus didn't apologize for calling those Pharisees guys hypocrites, white washed coffins and blind leaders of the blind...or Elijah when confronting the prophets of Baal.....can you imagine the audacity of those Godly men using sarcasm.......holy cow!
As the first disciple of Sirk, I know that without Sirk's truth, you who are sarcastic will never know you are living a lie, or have fallen under the influence of sneaky, subtle Angela who dares to profane Firk's , um, Sirk's name.
You can tell by the fruit of Blue Ladybug that she is not a disciple. I've always been suspicious. But, now my mind is clear.
You can tell by the fruit of Blue Ladybug that she is not a disciple. I've always been suspicious. But, now my mind is clear.
