How NOT to freak out a woman

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1still_waters

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Guys, at a certain age, there are things you should know.
One of them is how NOT to freak out women.


Here is a list of six things you can do to NOT freak out a woman.

1. Don't be pushy.

2. Don't stalk.

3. Don't say sexualized stupid stuff.

4. Don't glare and stare. Don't look at her with the intensity someone does with a spoon they are trying to bend with their mind.

5. Don't call/text/email/etc. her non-stop if she's not reciprocating with the same in return. If you've called/emailed/texted/etc 20 times, and she has answered once or twice in return, calm down.

6. Don't proclaim your LOVE for her right away. If you've met online, don't act like you're ready to marry her after only saying hi to her and seeing her profile picture.
 
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Ugly

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But... if you don't freak her out, how do you get her to notice you? If i followed these rules i'd be single... oh.. wait...
 
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AprilAngel

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BWAHAHAHAHA hilarious. but true!
 
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Ugly

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I remember in HS i could stare intently at the back of someones neck and within 10-15 seconds they would touch the back of their neck and start looking around haha. Other people would attempt the same thing and no one else could do it. I wonder if i could put this skill to use on women. Like maybe at the grocery store. Stand in the produce isle and stare at some woman like that straight into her eyes. Oh yeah. I'll be raking in the phone numbers for sure. ;)
 
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AprilAngel

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Ugly said:
I remember in HS i could stare intently at the back of someones neck and within 10-15 seconds they would touch the back of their neck and start looking around haha. Other people would attempt the same thing and no one else could do it. I wonder if i could put this skill to use on women. Like maybe at the grocery store. Stand in the produce isle and stare at some woman like that straight into her eyes. Oh yeah. I'll be raking in the phone numbers for sure. ;)
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or raking up the police for being all like creeper status. hahahha. some people just have that effect, it's weird (in a cool way) how empathetic people can help or cause others to react, and in turn feel others emotions more so than others. and also, most people just know when they are being stared at or something...its a mind thing. creepy but cool.
 
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Jesusismyrock

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Well I've heard that if you stare at some one, they will sense it and probably turn around. I've tried it just see if it works (not on a woman) just as a kid and at a kid.
 
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Shouryu

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Here are Shour's rules for not freaking out a woman.

1. Find out woman's name.
2. Search woman on Facebook.
3. Search woman on Google.
4. Tell all my friends, "This chixor is out of my league."
5. Take a nap.
6. ?
7. Profit.
 
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Ugly

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Shouryu said:
Here are Shour's rules for not freaking out a woman.

1. Find out woman's name.
2. Search woman on Facebook.
3. Search woman on Google.
4. Tell all my friends, "This chixor is out of my league."
5. Take a nap.
6. ?
7. Profit.
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Totally unrelated, but this made me think of your avatar

 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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(Adding to the list...)

Avatars with wild animals dressed and posed in tuxedos, as well as blinking eyes... might also freak women out. Just sayin'. ;)
 
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Tintin

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Jesusismyrock said:
Well I've heard that if you stare at some one, they will sense it and probably turn around. I've tried it just see if it works (not on a woman) just as a kid and at a kid.
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And? And? What happened next? Did it work? Don't leave us hanging in suspense.
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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I seem to freak women out without even doing anything :( I used to have the same effect on small children too :(
 
LightningClap0002

LightningClap0002

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zeroturbulence said:
I seem to freak women out without even doing anything :( I used to have the same effect on small children too :(
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Hmm, but you're not a scary person zer. Which actually gives me something to add to the list of how to NOT freak out a woman... Don't repeatedly tell her that you're not a scary person.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Ugly said:
I remember in HS i could stare intently at the back of someones neck and within 10-15 seconds they would touch the back of their neck and start looking around haha. Other people would attempt the same thing and no one else could do it. I wonder if i could put this skill to use on women. Like maybe at the grocery store. Stand in the produce isle and stare at some woman like that straight into her eyes. Oh yeah. I'll be raking in the phone numbers for sure. ;)
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Guess Ugly just revealed to us what his SUPER creepy Power is. (doesn't this belong on the super powers thread?)

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eugenius

eugenius

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Jul 17, 2009
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You would be surprised how often women do the stuff on your list. Especially when youre a guy who has trouble making the first move, and women try to make the first move. They make all those same mistakes.
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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1still_waters said:
Guys, at a certain age, there are things you should know.
One of them is how NOT to freak out women.


Here is a list of six things you can do to NOT freak out a woman.

1. Don't be pushy.

2. Don't stalk.

3. Don't say sexualized stupid stuff.

4. Don't glare and stare. Don't look at her with the intensity someone does with a spoon they are trying to bend with their mind.

5. Don't call/text/email/etc. her non-stop if she's not reciprocating with the same in return. If you've called/emailed/texted/etc 20 times, and she has answered once or twice in return, calm down.

6. Don't proclaim your LOVE for her right away. If you've met online, don't act like you're ready to marry her after only saying hi to her and seeing her profile picture.
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This needs to be Read.... then re-read... then read again until it sinks in.
 
Elizabeth619

Elizabeth619

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1still_waters said:
Guys, at a certain age, there are things you should know.
One of them is how NOT to freak out women.


Here is a list of six things you can do to NOT freak out a woman.

1. Don't be pushy.

2. Don't stalk.

3. Don't say sexualized stupid stuff.

4. Don't glare and stare. Don't look at her with the intensity someone does with a spoon they are trying to bend with their mind.

5. Don't call/text/email/etc. her non-stop if she's not reciprocating with the same in return. If you've called/emailed/texted/etc 20 times, and she has answered once or twice in return, calm down.

6. Don't proclaim your LOVE for her right away. If you've met online, don't act like you're ready to marry her after only saying hi to her and seeing her profile picture.
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Stilly speaks from experience.
 
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1still_waters

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Elizabeth619 said:
Stilly speaks from experience.
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Pretty much.

I'm shocked at how many horror stories I hear from women, which are reported about men who should clearly know better by age maybe 25 or so.
 
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KeeganGentle

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Whats wrong with stalking?

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I just want to be friends :D
 
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