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Jullianna

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1. In your opinion, what is the best candy bar ever made? Hershey's milk chocolate

2. If you could visit a historic site or monument, which would you most like to visit? The Temple in Jerusalem

3. What is the best joke you have ever heard (yes the rated G jokes)?

Battle of Sandwich: 'Turkey and Swiss on Rye' fridge note war is the most passive aggressive thing we've ever seen | Metro News

4. If you were given $1000 and were told you had to use it to help someone else, what would you do with it?

Give it to a woman I know who is expecting a baby and could really use the help.


5. If you were magically able to solve one problem in your life with a snap of your fingers, what would it be?

Speed the healing process that God is doing in my life along.
 
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1. In your opinion, what is the best candy bar ever made?

York Peppermint Patties

2. If you could visit a historic site or monument, which would you most like to visit?

The Holy Lands

3. What is the best joke you have ever heard (yes the rated G jokes)?

The best jokes to me are witticisms that the conversation has been leading up to for some time. Perfect timing, perfect wording, boom.

4. If you were given $1000 and were told you had to use it to help someone else, what would you do with it?

Make backpacks full of essentials to give to homeless people.

5. If you were magically able to solve one problem in your life with a snap of your fingers, what would it be?

Eat healthier
 

AsifinPassing

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1. Mine of course... For those of you who don't get the joke, Reese's.

2. Jerusalem is next on my list, but to visit Rome or the Vatican City are pretty high up there...there are many other places I plan on seeing someday as well, so hard to pick just one.

3. Usually not 'jokes' per say, just a well-timed, witty, and well-delivered comment on something.

4. Hmm...depends...there are a lot of people who can make that money stretch farther than I can. I'd probably donate it to some places like Africa or Cambodia where it helps a lot more people for longer than it would here. Food, Water, Clothing, School... You can usually get tons of stuff for a family for less than $50, so yeah...that's what I would do.

5. Hard to say...Depression, maybe... possibly one or two other things I'd rather not say.
 

Lynx

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1. In your opinion, what is the best candy bar ever made?

Currently, Moser Roth 85% cocoa. Smoothest 85% I've ever tasted. Second best, Schogetten dark chocolate. Not very high cocoa content, but a flavor so good that even milk chocolate lovers like it.

2. If you could visit a historic site or monument, which would you most like to visit?

The Parthenon.

3. What is the best joke you have ever heard (yes the rated G jokes)?

The ones my family makes when we all go over to Grandma's house for dinner. All my family is about as nutty as I am, and when we all get together it's a sight to see. And hear! :D

4. If you were given $1000 and were told you had to use it to help someone else, what would you do with it?

Hmm, not a lot to work with... Probably give it to my pastor for future Feed America First food drops that our church already does.

5. If you were magically able to solve one problem in your life with a snap of your fingers, what would it be?

I'd snap my fingers and cure everyone of the problem of perspective, so they would be able to see what they have and stop kvetching about what they don't have. I'm so tired of complainers.
 

phil36

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Time for 5 new questions:

1. In your opinion, what is the best candy bar ever made?

Cadbury's Dairy Milk Chocolate bar.



2. If you could visit a historic site or monument, which would you most like to visit?

Like a few others - A tour of the Holy Land and also a tour through Southern Turkey and onto to Greece to see other NT places of interest..

3. What is the best joke you have ever heard (yes the rated G jokes)?

Over the years I have heard a few but the best really have to be when someone unwittingly says something and doesn't even realize its funny.


4. If you were given $1000 and were told you had to use it to help someone else, what would you do with it?


Since everyone else is helping peoples physical needs I'll dontate the $1000 to the Scottish Bible Society (they translate bibles in local languages and dialects then give them away.. some language/dialects still need translated).

5. If you were magically able to solve one problem in your life with a snap of your fingers, what would it be?

MMmm theres a few things lol. If I have to chose one, it would be, to be a more sincere Christian, that may sound bad, but what I mean is that the more I grow the more I see the need to be real and live it more... What things in my life are more important than living for the Kingdom .....??

Just for reference I like most candy/sweets equally well :)
 

hoss2576

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1. In your opinion, what is the best candy bar ever made?

Tie between Reese Big Cup and Peanut Butter M & M's


2. If you could visit a historic site or monument, which would you most like to visit?

Petra

3. What is the best joke you have ever heard (yes the rated G jokes)?

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

4. If you were given $1000 and were told you had to use it to help someone else, what would you do with it?

Give it to a homeless ministry I work with most likely unless I knew of an individual that had an emergency occur who wasn't financially able to deal with it.

5. If you were magically able to solve one problem in your life with a snap of your fingers, what would it be?[/QUOTE]

A magical cure for insomnia would be nice.
 
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Crazydude

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1. What movie deserves a sequel?

Serenity

2. What one toy would you like to throw repeatedly at a brick wall?

Tickle me elmo

3. What is one thing you always wanted as a kid, but never got?

a borken arm or leg so i can have all the people at school sign my cast like all the other kids who had them.

4. Where do you not mind waiting?

Pizza shop

5. What is your most impressive car repair skill?

Changing a flat tyre.. i know right amazing!
 
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Crazydude

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1. In your opinion, what is the best candy bar ever made?

Cadbury Dairy milk

2. If you could visit a historic site or monument, which would you most like to visit?

Ah soo many but probably the colosseum at the top of the list under of course Atlantis

3. What is the best joke you have ever heard (yes the rated G jokes)?

Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

4. If you were given $1000 and were told you had to use it to help someone else, what would you do with it?

Use it to help out the needy in Australia people sometime forget the people who are hurting in our own backyard, so that's what i'd do with it.

5. If you were magically able to solve one problem in your life with a snap of your fingers, what would it be?

My immune system ive been really sick the last few months.
 
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New Questions!

1. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

2. Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?

3. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?

4. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?

5. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
 

cinder

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New Questions!

1. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

2. Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?

3. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?

4. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?

5. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
1) Only when I'm feeling particularly impatient and then only because it feels better to do something than to do nothing.

2) I've had a pretty good life; never be able to make new ones seems like the better option on that point, but I did see the movie Memento so maybe not.

3) Having things to do that I enjoy doing is the best of both worlds, and helps keep me from doing things I shouldn't do.

4) That's just insane. And what is this creativity of which you speak?

5) I'd probably be encountering a lot of the problems that you get when you are old and obese; watching my parents fall apart is bad enough. I'd hate to be going through it myself as well.
 

Misty77

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New Questions!

1. No, unless I'm using it as a mini-punching bag. No,but society frowns upon forcefully tapping strangers repeatedly.

2. Lose the old ones. I have to believe that the future is going to be better than my past.

3. More work that I enjoy

4. I think that frequently about my home decor.

5. I would amass an immense amount of debt and live the next few years quite well.
 

blue_ladybug

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New Questions!

1. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

2. Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?

3. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?

4. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?

5. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
1.) Yes I do push it more than once. No it does'nt make it go faster, only slower..Lol.

2.) I would rather lose all of my old memories. Not too many of them that I want to remember.

3.) More work that I actually enjoy doing.

4.) Insanity IS creativity!! :) Yes, every day in my own life.

5.) If the average human life span was 40, I'd be dead because I'm gonna be 44 next month!!
:p
 
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blueorchidjd

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1. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
Once, unless I accidentally did something awkward. Then twice or three times counts for the adventure.

2. Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
I think the first one already happened, lol.

3. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
More work that is enjoyable. I like dat.

4. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
This describes my life lol.

5. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
I would probably do more, because I seriously believe that Jesus is coming back in less than three years.
...I'm not joking, lol.
 
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blueorchidjd

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1. In your opinion, what is the best candy bar ever made?
Definitely dark chocolate of some sort. I prefer dark chocolate with almost up to 90% cocoa content...orrr let's go through the reversal and enjoy a Hershey's cookies and cream.

2. If you could visit a historic site or monument, which would you most like to visit?
Somewhere green, or a place with a lot of water that I could stare out of for a long period of time.
There aren't really specifics.

3. What is the best joke you have ever heard (yes the rated G jokes)?
There once was an old lady that swallowed a fly lol.


4. If you were given $1000 and were told you had to use it to help someone else, what would you do with it?
Whatever the Lord presses on my heart that day most likely.

5. If you were magically able to solve one problem in your life with a snap of your fingers, what would it be?
Nah.
 

Roh_Chris

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1. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
Nope, I don't. I just make sure it is pressed.

2. Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
Never had many pleasant memories as a child. But the future is exciting. I would rather lose all my old memories than never be able to make new ones.

3. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
I do a lot of work that I enjoy. So more is welcome. As long as I am paid well for it. :rolleyes:

4. Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
Yes. Come and witness it when I am cooking in the kitchen.

5. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
10 years - I would study. 15 years - I will work. 5 years - I will travel. 10 years - I will retire.
 

blue_ladybug

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New questions!!

1.) How many of the 51 states have you been to?

2.) What is your dream job?

3.) What do you think your heavenly mansion will look like?

4.) If you could be a celebrity for a day, who would it be?

5.) What's the strangest experience you've ever had?
 

JesusLives

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New questions!! With Blond Answers

1.) How many of the 51 states have you been to? There are 51 states?

2.) What is your dream job? You mean I have to work?

3.) What do you think your heavenly mansion will look like? Big Real Big

4.) If you could be a celebrity for a day, who would it be? You mean I am not a celebrity already?

5.) What's the strangest experience you've ever had?
Blonds don't have strange experiences we are strange experiences.


Continue with regular programing.......
 
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blue_ladybug

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New questions!! With Blond Answers

1.) How many of the 51 states have you been to? There are 51 states?

2.) What is your dream job? You mean I have to work?

3.) What do you think your heavenly mansion will look like? Big Real Big

4.) If you could be a celebrity for a day, who would it be? You mean I am not a celebrity already?

5.) What's the strangest experience you've ever had?
Blonds don't have strange experiences we are strange experiences.


Continue with regular programing.......


​Yes, silly there ARE 51 states.. Alaska and Hawaii are states. :)
 

JesusLives

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​Yes, silly there ARE 51 states.. Alaska and Hawaii are states. :)
So what is the 51st state inquiring Blond minds want to know? Alaska and Hawaii are part of the 50.... I thought Puerto Rico was called something other than a state......When did that change? I have not had cable/live TV for about 5 years now.... This is a for real Blond question?