Break Up Lines We Wished We Said

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JesusLives

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True......At the end of a date back in the 1970's I said are you going to take me home? Or am I going to call a cab? Date was stalling to take me home and I was way over it.... He took me home....lol
 

JesusLives

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#43
These are all good McNuggets to take away and use for future reference....although I don't need them I'm married now....but it is a fun thread....lol
 
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Donkeyfish07

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#44
True......At the end of a date back in the 1970's I said are you going to take me home? Or am I going to call a cab? Date was stalling to take me home and I was way over it.... He took me home....lol
That must have been soooo bad. Worst I ever had was those situations where you sit down and realize you don't even have anything to talk about and that you really just want to leave in the first five minutes. I have never had someone insisting it continue when I want to go home, maybe its because I am always the driver and can say "i think i left my stove on".
 
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JeniBean

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#45
This diamond shines more than my love for you. So you can have it back!....smiles and walks away!
 
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MollyConnor

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#49
I'm glad that the only guy I ever dated broke up with me instead of the other way around. He wasn't even my boyfriend but he did tell me he didn't want to go out anymore...because he thought I was boring and prudish.

I would be thinking "what if" if I had done it myself. Now I know for sure that he made the right decision in calling it all off...at least for me anyway. :p
 
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Abing

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#51
Break up lines hmm hmm, I really just wish I slapped him upside the head. Then, repent.
 

Lynx

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#52
Hmmm... I remember a line from a book I once read. The lady was talking about an ex who liked everything neat and orderly, where she couldn't care less.

"A place for everything and everything in its place you know, and I swore if I heard that line one more time I would shoot him. And I didn't want to go to prison so I broke up with him. I hope he marries a computer."
 

Descyple

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#53
"Oh, one more thing before I go........................... can I have all my money back???"
 

Utah

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#55
Rest assured, I'll never date another ugly woman! :p
 
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Caribbean_Beauty

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#56
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the cute guy behind you.
 
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LiJo

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#57
“Really, it’s not you, I’m just going through a selfish phase…”
 
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peppers

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#58
Well....... foxfire you got caught playing with windows so im going to have to google my way out
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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#59
Not sure of the words I would have preferred to use, but I should have been more open with the last ex. She may never realize that, as much as I wanted to be, I was not in love with her.
 
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The best part of dating you was drinking beer with your dad. (I actually said that) :cool: