Break Up Lines We Wished We Said

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JeniBean

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You know, I already have 2 kids I do not need another one!
 
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"I should say, 'It's not you, it's me,' but that'd be the farthest from the truth. It is totally you."
 
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JeniBean

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You know how you never get off the couch? These men are here to move you and the couch. So stay put. You're good at that.
 
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setapartgirl

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#67
You are such a nice man!! But i hope, next time its better if you PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH! and i want to send your next girl a Goodluck note!!! Lol.
 

Descyple

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"It is better for you to have loved and lost, than to never have known my charm at all."
 
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Ugly

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Can't think of anything. These things are all about taking jabs at another's expense, and getting the last word in, just to give ourselves a false sense of one upsmanship. I've no interest in wishing I had insult or attacked an ex when things ended. I'd rather be the adult and just walk away and have a genuine sense of pride in knowing I handled things right, rather than the short lived ego boost bandaid of tearing someone else down. Or trying to take revenge on them.
 

phil36

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wow you ladies can definately think of the one liners....Kittens have claws as the saying goes...lol.

Mind you I do have to agree with Ugly.
 

Lynx

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That's kind of the reason we have this thread. So we can have fun with this kind of thing without using it to hurt anyone in a break-up. ;)
 

melita916

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someone already said it but...

"i'm gonna need all the money back cuz... i need a new car, and back in the day, when you didn't have a car, i would take you to places, so really, you owe me $98734839284398293. thanks."
 
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setapartgirl

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Actually this thread , i think was made for fun, so we can share and laugh about! Nothing so serious, you've been through a bad relationship so its a gift to your self to look back and just laugh and make fun of that past experience, Life is too short, so let's just enjoy!!
 

garet82

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I need time tobe alone... you deserve for better woman
Honestly i deserve for better man :D
 
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Sirk

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#79
you were everything to me....everything that sucked really bad. Lol
 
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setapartgirl

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#80
Too much love will kill you, so please do me a favor! I still want to enjoy life outside! Not in jail!