Clowns

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Every bug minus butterflies and lady bugs. Worms are just gross. I'm terrified of mice, waterbugs, roaches, spiders, snakes...especially snakes and spiders. I'm scared of puddles on kitchen floors. I literally look for puddles every time I am on a slick surface because I'm afraid I'll fall and gash my head open. It's weird. I'm weird. I've accepted that label a long time ago. I've begun the stages to embrace it. XD
 
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kenthomas27

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Every bug minus butterflies and lady bugs. Worms are just gross. I'm terrified of mice, waterbugs, roaches, spiders, snakes...especially snakes and spiders. I'm scared of puddles on kitchen floors. I literally look for puddles every time I am on a slick surface because I'm afraid I'll fall and gash my head open. It's weird. I'm weird. I've accepted that label a long time ago. I've begun the stages to embrace it. XD

Not all puddles are bad.

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iTOREtheSKY

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Snakes—any kind—which is hard to avoid living in Texas
Swimming by myself anywhere—even in pools—because I am terrified of sharks
Someone whispering or breathing near the back of my neck.

Misty...so ummm,this would prob freak you out huh?

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Deva_1972

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When I was 3 or 4, I used to scream bloody murder whenever I saw totem poles! LOL I am ok with totem poles now but I have a real genuine hard-core phobia of:


Sleeping on my back - I have to sleep on my stomach with my hands around the pillow or I freak out...weird, I know
Dentists - I can handle pain and needles so I don't know exactly what it is, perhaps I feel like I am not in control?
Ferris Wheels - I find them scarier than roller coasters!!!
Hearing someone having an asthma attack (when others cannot breath, it feels like its happening to me too)
Moles (the animal) - sooooooooo ugly and hideous looking!!!
Raccoons - its not their face that scares me, its the way they are so big and hobble out of nowhere!
Spray paint - the hissing sound coming out of the can in combination with the fear of the paint flying in my face and the smell is enough to send me into therapy for a day or two...not even kidding!!!
 
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Ugly

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Deva! President and Founder of the Temple of Bieber International!

When i was a kid i loved totem poles. I think i had a small one in my room.

Odd... i Can't sleep on my stomach. It is so uncomfortable i can't last 2 minutes just trying to lay on it. Amazes me when people do it and enjoy it.

The rest.. ok, you're officially weird.. uhh... weirder....
 
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NukePooch

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Scared of clowns?

Repeat after me:

A clown is my friend...

A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement...

A clown is not a big spider....



[video=youtube;s3Qy4K5zYKk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Qy4K5zYKk[/video]
 
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Ugly

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This thread made me think of an Alice Cooper song..

[video=youtube;CV_BL6AbOcI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV_BL6AbOcI[/video]



Don't sing me lullabies
I won't close my eyes,
I can't close my eyes
It's true,
I'm doomed
'til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can't miss a thing
It's true,
I'm through
I'm screwed,
unglued

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they're always there with funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I'm meat
but I'm sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It's true,
I'm stew,
unchewed

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they're always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
 

Crazyteen

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Claymation freaks me out! I think it started the first time I saw Bumble, the abominable snowman, come over the mountain in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."


Or maybe it had something to do with that goody goody Davey and his brain damaged dog, Goliath.

Him and the Child-catcher from chitty-chitty-bang-bang, were my childhood nightmares.
 

Crazyteen

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Oh, and I freak myself out, when I castrate piglets or gut birds.
 

Nautilus

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Swimming by myself anywhere—even in pools—because I am terrified of sharks
Lol as if sharks only show up in bodies of water...

[video=youtube;Pk2mTHMn8Lw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk2mTHMn8Lw[/video]
 
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Anonimous

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Lol as if sharks only show up in bodies of water...

[video=youtube;Pk2mTHMn8Lw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk2mTHMn8Lw[/video]
'Only on SyFy...because there is no other TV station with the nerve to such a bad movie...
 
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Jullianna

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I find reading on things like serial killers interesting and i haven't killed anyone yet.. umm.
"yet" :)

It is interesting though, I agree. The triggers. The patterns. The matter of factness with which they discuss it.
 

Misty77

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Misty...so ummm,this would prob freak you out huh?

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Seriously brought tears to my eyes!

I have actually gone swimming at beaches in the Dominican Republic, Florida, Mexico (both sides), Texas, and California. I have also gone swimming in a couple of rivers in Europe and the Amazon. Somehow I just believe that my swimming buddy is tastier than me.
 

Misty77

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Lol as if sharks only show up in bodies of water...

[video=youtube;Pk2mTHMn8Lw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk2mTHMn8Lw[/video]
"I keel you!"

How the heck am I supposed to sleep tonight? I guess the dog will have to be bait.
 
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Anonimous

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clownshark.jpg ................................
 
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Anonimous

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Scared of clowns?

Repeat after me:

A clown is my friend...

A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement...

A clown is not a big spider....



[video=youtube;s3Qy4K5zYKk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Qy4K5zYKk[/video]
I was somewhat okay with this until he started dancing and singing. The horrorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.