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Inu

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#21
Pay attention to us, we like it when you seem to be interested in us. Women like romance....... like flowers are always nice, asking us to spend time with you is nice, take us to interesting places not wrestling but maybe Mamouth Cave expedition. We like it when guys pay attention to what we are saying. Just a few Blond tips.
Yeah... the paying attention thing gets me too... but then again, I sometimes zone out when the guy is speaking(not intentionally) :rolleyes:
 

JesusLives

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A dedication to the "naysayers"

Let them nay
Feed them hay
By the bay
let them play
Wrong they say
That's not the way
That's all they say
Feed them hay:rolleyes:
I say stick them in a locked room where they can nay away the entire day.....o.k.? The rest of us can stay out and PLAY AWAY throughout that same Day......that's what I Say........pure Blondese at it's best.
 

Roh_Chris

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Pay attention to us, we like it when you seem to be interested in us. Women like romance....... like flowers are always nice, asking us to spend time with you is nice, take us to interesting places not wrestling but maybe Mamouth Cave expedition. We like it when guys pay attention to what we are saying. Just a few Blond tips.
Okay, so what were you saying? I didn't read any of it. :rolleyes:
 
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Inu

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I say stick them in a locked room where they can nay away the entire day.....o.k.? The rest of us can stay out and PLAY AWAY throughout that same Day......that's what I Say........pure Blondese at it's best.
We should do a collaboration some time:rolleyes:
 

JesusLives

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I know the best way to deal with a woman. I will now demonstrate it.

*Lynx stuff both paws in his mouth to avoid saying something wrong and walks away.

"There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works."
You see there is the problem....you need to unstuff your paws and start talking to those elusive women because they just might surprise you and start talking back with interest in the Lynx they have met.
 

JesusLives

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I have a question: Why high heels? I have never understood this. It makes you walk weird and you always complain about them killing your feet, but the only reason I have ever got for wearing them is "I just like them." Why do you like them?

Speaking of which... I saw a lady at church Sunday night with rather extreme high heels, she was standing on tip-toe, and the whole shoe was built up like platform shoes. Where is the line between high heels and walking on stilts?
Well being a 5'2" Blond I wear them to be a tad taller and try to look people in their eyes instead of their knees...o.k. well maybe I see a little higher than their knees but I am trying to look into their eyes. Plus it makes me feel pretty and dressed up. Yes it is hard to find just the right ladder to get into some of the heels I will admit. But boy we can really sport the shoes once we climb into them don't you think?
 

JesusLives

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Heels complete my outfit... It's like a guy with cars or someone who collects art... It may be a way for woman to express themselves. Here's my favourite pair of heels...

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:p Isn't she a beauty??????
They also make a good weapon for an unruly date.....lol
 
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Inu

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Well being a 5'2" Blond I wear them to be a tad taller and try to look people in their eyes instead of their knees...o.k. well maybe I see a little higher than their knees but I am trying to look into their eyes. Plus it makes me feel pretty and dressed up. Yes it is hard to find just the right ladder to get into some of the heels I will admit. But boy we can really sport the shoes once we climb into them don't you think?
5'2"??????? Aaahhhhh you are my height:D
 

JesusLives

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Dear Man

I am glad that God made you first as I don't want to have to make all the decisions that life will throw at me. I was lonely until you came along and I am so glad you finally showed up.

It is nice when you pay attention and want to protect me and make sure I am safe. It can be scary out in the world on my own.

I enjoy your personality and am amused when you get so interested in your sports, I don't understand half of what I see, I mean why are they always tossing, kicking, hitting or throwing a ball and then they chase it like a dog in the back yard. Sometimes you guys even knock each other over trying to get a ball and I have seen some of you beat the ball with a stick or a club I mean what is that all about anyway.

What is a down, an inning, a quarter, a half, and then there is something about half time, overtime? This Blond does not understand this interest in balls, small ones, oblong ones, big fat orange striped round ones, that you are always chasing and trying to get away from each other..... Then those professional ball chasers I mean WOW those guys make a lot of money.

All I know is that when you are done playing those ball chasing, beating, knocking over games you come in all hot an sweaty and then you say you have had fun...... Being the girly, girl Blond that I am all I can do is say I am glad you had fun honey now go take a bath cause you stink......lol

O.K. So you guys like your sports and we girls like to shop I guess it all evens out..... Oh got to go I see there is a SALE on high heels and I need a new pair..... later.... the Blond.....
 

JimJimmers

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I have a question, if a guy walks over to a girl and she assumes the tree pose,


Any idea what that's supposed to mean? It has happened more than once, with different ladies, and I'm not sure what to make of it.
 

CatHerder

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Does this apply to married men? :rolleyes:

"Happy wife. Happy life."
I have always hated this expression. One person's happiness shouldn't determine another's. This kind of thinking promotes codependency and all sorts of eggshell walking.
 
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Inu

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I have a question, if a guy walks over to a girl and she assumes the tree pose,


Any idea what that's supposed to mean? It has happened more than once, with different ladies, and I'm not sure what to make of it.
Ummmmm my best guess is that you disturbed her from her yoga session:rolleyes:
 
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Ho11y

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I have a question, if a guy walks over to a girl and she assumes the tree pose,


Any idea what that's supposed to mean? It has happened more than once, with different ladies, and I'm not sure what to make of it.
Clearly this woman is busy! You just need to waaaalk away......

:D
 

Fenner

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I can't wear high heels anymore. I never often wore them, they are terrible for your feet.
 

seoulsearch

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Does this apply to married men? :rolleyes:

"Happy wife. Happy life."
I have always hated this expression. One person's happiness shouldn't determine another's. This kind of thinking promotes codependency and all sorts of eggshell walking.
Funny... I don't see the problem here.

*DUCKS*

Then again, I'm not married. :D
 

Roh_Chris

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Here's another question for the ladies.

What should we reply if you ask us "Am I fat?" :confused:
 
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sassylady

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And if she's upset, don't always try to fix it. Sometimes she just wants to be heard and understood, have somebody to vent to.