Yes, women really ask stuff like this. My ex did. In the beginning, I used to say 'Er. .. um... baby, I don't think so.' (You're right, BIG MISTAKE). Later, I started saying 'Pfft .. Who told you that?' And I pretended to roll up my sleeves and get ready to bash someone. I think this is a safer reply. I've tried every reply in the book and no other one has worked. I am booked for a violation of female dignity (by saying she's fat) or for lying (by saying she's not).
I would like to know if there are other feasible solutions to this question. More like exchanging notes with all you women/men out there.
Hose? You women wear hose?
Like these??
Now I know why they come in different colours. Somewhere in the world, a woman is wearing one of them.
As to your reply, I have tried it but it never worked. Her reply was 'Oh quit beating around the bush and tell me. I'm fat, isn't it? That's why you don't wanna answer my question directly.' And I was like -