Men are like computers...

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BlueAngel

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What are girls like then?.... (0.o) I'm scared... We're waaaaaayyyy too complicated to be computers.
 
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GreenNnice

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What are girls like then?.... (0.o) I'm scared... We're waaaaaayyyy too complicated to be computers.
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Girls are beautiful creatures God created to inspire guys to be the best they can be and at the same time not have them be lonely :)
 
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BlueAngel

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Girls are beautiful creatures God created to inspire guys to be the best they can be and at the same time not have them be lonely :)
Aww... Honestly, I blushed when I read this :)
 
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GreenNnice

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Girls are beautiful creatures God created to inspire guys to be the best they can be and at the same time not have them be lonely :)
That is the Truth ^

Aww... Honestly, I blushed when I read this :)
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Yep, blueseraphin. Girls are extreme beings. For a guy, IF the Lord leads him to one and he is smart enough to hit 'return,' so to speak, she will make his life compute :)

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BlueAngel

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That is the Truth ^


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Yep, blueseraphin. Girls are extreme beings. For a guy, IF the Lord leads him to one and he is smart enough to hit 'return,' so to speak, she will make his life compute :)

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Well... Then he'll be the one pushing the buttons, not me, it's better that way. I don't want to push any guys buttons. I don't like pushing ANYONES buttons, just ask my best friend... (0.o) He had a wet shoulder last time I annoyed someone. Thankfully though, he's a computer that's running smoothly, and has an absolutely amazing OS... Too bad he's my cousin huh? :/ I really wish all the good guys weren't related to me.. lol :)
 
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GreenNnice

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Well... Then he'll be the one pushing the buttons, not me, it's better that way. I don't want to push any guys buttons. I don't like pushing ANYONES buttons, just ask my best friend... (0.o) He had a wet shoulder last time I annoyed someone. Thankfully though, he's a computer that's running smoothly, and has an absolutely amazing OS... Too bad he's my cousin huh? :/ I really wish all the good guys weren't related to me.. lol :)
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I know I sound like a broken record, but the Lord leads you, milady. Wait on Him and remember....

"Those who wait on the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles, they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint :) Isaiah 40:31

Be strong, blueseraphin, in Him, He has given you eternal life and He has a life for you on earth of greatness, either small or great greatness but, no matter, for you to be blessed abundantly. Just do all you do for the glory of God, as best you can. And, embrace and remember His promises are true, sin is gone and just go forward and be the lady of God that He wants you to be, and fear Him, like I said before to ya. :)

I want you to read Proverbs 31, starting in verse 10 , k, princess, and, remember, as you read these verses that God is building you up as you grow from your young self to older to become that great woman that will bless others and, also, you, too, all for His glory :)
 
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BlueAngel

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I have Proverbs 31:10 and on... they're hanging on my wall :) I read them all the time.
 
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Crossfire

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That's funny because often times I will use the - computer / wi-fi / server - analogy to explain the trinity to techies. :)
 
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"I understand emotions though I cannot feel them." David, produced by Weyland Industries, powered by Verizon
 
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BlueAngel

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Ok, so I just found out what girls are like, since guys are like computers...
Girls are like cell phones, we love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected... And cell phones are getting so much more complicated theses days, matching us almost perfectly. :p
 
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Women are like Rubix cubes.
 

Pheonix

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Women are like Rubix cubes.
.... no matter how often you twist and turn them and try to align their moods, you never seem to be able to make sense of them. :D
 
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Crossfire

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.... no matter how often you twist and turn them and try to align their moods, you never seem to be able to make sense of them. :D
Now that one got a pretty good chuckle out of me... :)
 
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Jullianna

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.... no matter how often you twist and turn them and try to align their moods, you never seem to be able to make sense of them. :D
And if you ever begin to come close, we'll sneak in and change the sticker colors around.
 
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splendor258

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Nice... Full of similes...

But in God, MEN and WOMEN must be ALIKE in terms of OS, PROCESSOR, and INSTALLED ANTIVIRUS.

OS - GOD
PROCESSOR - JESUS INSIDE
ANTIVIRUS - P-HS (PRAYER-HOLY SPIRIT)

How about that??? :)
 
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SoulMedic

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#38
That is the coolest way you could have possibly written that
 
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BADDOG

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to Iraasuup and all who have posted here :----

i messed up !!! and have said my sorrys to Iraasuup and she has forgiven me ,,,but when you mess up on the forums its best to say sorry on the forums as well i think

Iraasuup may God bless you in all you do !!!

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