Men are like computers...

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Sonlight

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Hmmm. I have noticed from life experience that upgrading from Girlfriend 2.0 to Wife 1.0 was the thing that was disastrous. Wife 1.0 is very hard on system resources and has a decided tendency to del MS Money files at a very accelerated rate. It is not compatible with any programs at all and generally does not run the programs it was advertised. The upgrade was supposed to allow the running of Cook-n-clean 4.0. However the system seems to crash when this program runs. I think the system must have had a virus because the only programs that seemed to run were Screaming 1.0, Throwing things 3.0, and control my life 2.7. The presence of any other female, including store clerks and doctor office receptionists seems to have started all these strange viral subroutines running. Also, any other contact with any friends or using a computer to check email also caused the viral activity to get much much worse. It seems that any attempt to live life as I was did was almost impossible with this virus. The system was so badly infected that I had to turn to a professional in order to remove it.
Lesson learned. We are NEVER alone. God is ALWAYS with us no matter what. So, I am much happier in my home alone and will remain that way. Our best friend, Lord and savior is but a prayer away. He will never desert us and loves us just the way we are. The only daily challenge is to live more according to His will and to be more like Him. It generally seems that the more you try to do that, the happier you are.
Iraasuup, I think I remember you from when I was on here before a few years ago. Be thankful for singleness, it gives you more time with God. :)
 
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Sonlight said:
Hmmm. I have noticed from life experience that upgrading from Girlfriend 2.0 to Wife 1.0 was the thing that was disastrous. Wife 1.0 is very hard on system resources and has a decided tendency to del MS Money files at a very accelerated rate. It is not compatible with any programs at all and generally does not run the programs it was advertised. The upgrade was supposed to allow the running of Cook-n-clean 4.0. However the system seems to crash when this program runs. I think the system must have had a virus because the only programs that seemed to run were Screaming 1.0, Throwing things 3.0, and control my life 2.7. The presence of any other female, including store clerks and doctor office receptionists seems to have started all these strange viral subroutines running. Also, any other contact with any friends or using a computer to check email also caused the viral activity to get much much worse. It seems that any attempt to live life as I was did was almost impossible with this virus. The system was so badly infected that I had to turn to a professional in order to remove it.
Lesson learned. We are NEVER alone. God is ALWAYS with us no matter what. So, I am much happier in my home alone and will remain that way. Our best friend, Lord and savior is but a prayer away. He will never desert us and loves us just the way we are. The only daily challenge is to live more according to His will and to be more like Him. It generally seems that the more you try to do that, the happier you are.
Iraasuup, I think I remember you from when I was on here before a few years ago. Be thankful for singleness, it gives you more time with God. :)
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Its better to rip ones eyeballs out that live with virus ridden wife 1.0 :D

Its just too bad that a complete systems wipe was so painful and prone to cause lost files.
 
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BlueAngel

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someday, there will be new programs that will be better than the one's we have.
Someday, there will be a program called Godly Man 100.0 and he'll have all the right apps... There will also be a Godly Woman 100.0, and that one will be really cool too. But until then, we'll just have to stop assuming that ALL the programs out there are faulty.
 
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GRA

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BlueAngel said:
someday, there will be new programs that will be better than the one's we have.
Someday, there will be a program called Godly Man 100.0 and he'll have all the right apps... There will also be a Godly Woman 100.0, and that one will be really cool too. But until then, we'll just have to stop assuming that ALL the programs out there are faulty.
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But ALL the programs out there ARE faulty. They have all been infected by the SIN virus. A daily execution of the programs BIBLE and PRAYER is required to keep it from causing the system to get worse until it crashes.

Until the system Creator comes back and gives the system new SIN-immune hardware and software, the programs RIGHTEOUSNESS, GODLINESS, FAITH, LOVE, PATIENCE, and MEEKNESS will have to be run continually...
 
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BlueAngel

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GRA said:
But ALL the programs out there ARE faulty. They have all been infected by the SIN virus. A daily execution of the programs BIBLE and PRAYER is required to keep it from causing the system to get worse until it crashes.

Until the system Creator comes back and gives the system new SIN-immune hardware and software, the programs RIGHTEOUSNESS, GODLINESS, FAITH, LOVE, PATIENCE, and MEEKNESS will have to be run continually...
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Very true...
The thing is, that all theses programs (Boyfriend 1.0, Husband 1.0, Husband 2.0, Girlfriend 1.0, Wife 1.0, etc) all have problems... the point is to love them anyway. And to deal with them anyway.
If you loved them in Godly ways, their problems wouldn't really be problems. I think we need to take a look at our own software, before we go judging other peoples.
That sounds much like a parable I once heard
*taps chin thoughtfully*
 
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BlueAngel said:
someday, there will be new programs that will be better than the one's we have.
Someday, there will be a program called Godly Man 100.0 and he'll have all the right apps... There will also be a Godly Woman 100.0, and that one will be really cool too. But until then, we'll just have to stop assuming that ALL the programs out there are faulty.
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Godly man 100.0 will seem nice, but in two years eventually degrade into Godly man who does not cook or iron 100.0, Godly man who farts too much 100.0, etc.

Everyone is flawed.
 
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iraasuup

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LOL!!! Good grief, what have I started?
 
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I've always considered myself portable, intuitive and fun. An ipad!

This is what you've started! lol
 
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Jullianna

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GRA said:
But ALL the programs out there ARE faulty. They have all been infected by the SIN virus. A daily execution of the programs BIBLE and PRAYER is required to keep it from causing the system to get worse until it crashes.

Until the system Creator comes back and gives the system new SIN-immune hardware and software, the programs RIGHTEOUSNESS, GODLINESS, FAITH, LOVE, PATIENCE, and MEEKNESS will have to be run continually...
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This is one of the best things I've ever read on CC, but it will only let me click like once :)
 
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iraasuup

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I've always considered myself portable, intuitive and fun. An ipad!

This is what you've started! lol
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Good thing I don't own an iPad and have absolutely no idea how to use one lol.

I only just figured out my phone and the basics on my iPod nano lol.
 
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GreenNnice

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BlueAngel said:
someday, there will be new programs that will be better than the one's we have.
Someday, there will be a program called Godly Man 100.0 and he'll have all the right apps... There will also be a Godly Woman 100.0, and that one will be really cool too. But until then, we'll just have to stop assuming that ALL the programs out there are faulty.
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GRA, I think, blueseraphin is talking about 'someday' as being when we all get to....

Heaven :)

Edit: oh, my wrong, but, blueseraphin, yes, looking past others faults is good to do, milady, God will 100% get us through each others software gliches.
 
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BlueAngel

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What about our own software glitches? Otyher people have to deal with those, just as much as we have to deal with theirs... in some cases, more.
 
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iraasuup said:
Good thing I don't own an iPad and have absolutely no idea how to use one lol.

I only just figured out my phone and the basics on my iPod nano lol.
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That's where you are wrong. Every woman wants an iPad!
 
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iraasuup

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That's where you are wrong. Every woman wants an iPad!
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Hmm. You could be onto something. I'm actually quite content without one. I'm not really sure what and iPad could do for me, that my current technological gizmos can't?

I have a smartphone that can pretty much do anything, and I only use it for calls and texts haha.
 
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GreenNnice

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BlueAngel said:
What about our own software glitches? Otyher people have to deal with those, just as much as we have to deal with theirs... in some cases, more.
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True, blueseraphin, we sometimes need to work on our own betterments, which can come at a high cost, whether it may be losing out in a relationship :( is not being qualified enough for a job we want that we are made known of glitch in our hitch :D by interviewer or even we find out after going through training that we''re not right for that job.

I worked volunteer social work 6 months and after that time I wss expecting to.go.full time but my boss said ,'this is not the work for you. '

The Lord speaks to us through these times of shock and awe or revelation that we are not cut out to do and then is the time to ask God why?

And, these times of 'why' toughness are when we can choose to admit a fault, and, God can lead us to understanding to re-VERSION the error(s) or maybe there are no real errors , in fact, as God can, if we ask, show us what we perceive as a weakness(es) are really things He is showing us are strengths.

His strength is perfected in our weakness, scripture states.


He is 'our strength,' not to mention, 'our song,' and, 'our shield,' and , He, let us not forget the biggest 'our' of all, we should compute this most of all, men and women, 'our salvation.' :)
 
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GRA

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Jullianna said:
This is one of the best things I've ever read on CC, but it will only let me click like once :)
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I am glad you enjoyed it.

Would you like me to post it a few more times so you could 'like' it a few more times? :D

Just Kidding...

:)
 
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JJAC

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ERROR:I'm so offended by this post
haha just kidding
 
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Stuey

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I've always considered myself portable, intuitive and fun. An ipad!

This is what you've started! lol
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Portable, intuitive and fun, but unable to do even basic things that you aren't programmed to do? Not to mention completely incompatible with any different brand (gender :p) ?
 
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Stuey said:
Portable, intuitive and fun, but unable to do even basic things that you aren't programmed to do? Not to mention completely incompatible with any different brand (gender :p) ?
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Sshhh! Buddy, how do you expect us to run merchandise if the ladies are informed? It's all about imagery.
 
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Jullianna

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GRA said:
I am glad you enjoyed it.

Would you like me to post it a few more times so you could 'like' it a few more times? :D

Just Kidding...

:)
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I'll just like this one too :)
 
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