PLOT TWIST...

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zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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crosstweed said:
Caterwauling, unfortunately, is notorious for summoning baboons and Western Lowlands Gorillas.
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...But his companions just happened to have a bag of rotten fruit which had gone bad in the trunk of their car so they smeared it on themselves so the baboons and gorillas would keep away..
 
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missy2014

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In time for the rescue kitty did a remarkable thing came out of the bear and appreciating cpr "medical attention" clawed the bear and gorillas, kitty was dubbed 'hero cat' but upon noticing argentinian ants my word!......
 
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missy2014

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Just found out on web cam today croosstweed isnt a guy I ... um.... dont know why I just realised till now! (err opps) lol
I do forget who's who and stuff on CC but sheesh biscuits !
 
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crosstweed

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missy2014 said:
Just found out on web cam today croosstweed isnt a guy I ... um.... dont know why I just realised till now! (err opps) lol
I do forget who's who and stuff on CC but sheesh biscuits !
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 #PLOT TWIST...
 
Lynx

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Lynx hears about a nice place for cats to live and sneaks in quietly. He doesn't say anything and never gets in the way, so nobody really notices him becoming part of the household.

Whomever this Rachel is, she must have a soft heart for cats. =^.^=
 
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crosstweed

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Unfortunately, the soft heart Rachel feeds to her cats is illegally imported Red Venezuelan Llama heart.
 
JonahLynx

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So many plot twists, this must be season 7.
 
Roh_Chris

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crosstweed said:
Unfortunately, the soft heart Rachel feeds to her cats is illegally imported Red Venezuelan Llama heart.
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And that was what the shopkeeper told Rachel as she handed him a few, crisp, American notes, totalling 50 dollars. But as soon as she had got into her taxi and sped away, the shopkeeper opened the crate carefully kept hidden beneath his table, smiled at the contents inside and said, "So, Red Venezuelan Llama hearts, huh?"
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Roh_Chris said:
And that was what the shopkeeper told Rachel as she handed him a few, crisp, American notes, totalling 50 dollars. But as soon as she had got into her taxi and sped away, the shopkeeper opened the crate carefully kept hidden beneath his table, smiled at the contents inside and said, "So, Red Venezuelan Llama hearts, huh?"
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As he smiled at the contents, the door of his shop flew open and 4 SWAT team members stormed in with guns pointed directly at him. They told him to turn around and put his hands behind his head. After they cuffed him, an officer told him he was being arrested for the secret illegal pot growing operation in the back of his shop and for money laundering...
 
Lynx

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But everybody hates the reboot because it changed an integral part of the storyline and messed up a story everybody knew and loved.
 
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crosstweed

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Roger used to know a guy who ran a taco stand...
 
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crosstweed

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cinder said:
That was before the guy was killed, and Roger was accused of murdering him.
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However, in the city of Erkleburk, there are no official procedures for arresting rabbits on murder charges...
 
cinder

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crosstweed said:
However, in the city of Erkleburk, there are no official procedures for arresting rabbits on murder charges...
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But the famine in Erkleburk meant that rabbits had a pretty short life expectancy anyway. And now Roger had been driven out of the warren and was roaming the streets full of starving people alone and vulnerable.
 
Roh_Chris

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cinder said:
But the famine in Erkleburk meant that rabbits had a pretty short life expectancy anyway. And now Roger had been driven out of the warren and was roaming the streets full of starving people alone and vulnerable.
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But Roger didn't know that he was walking through the sets of a Hollywood movie. "Call the security!", shouted the director, visibly upset at this interruption to his shoot.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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But the director did not long have to worry about his shoot, for he was shot. Never yell at a rabbit with a gun.
 
Addison

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At least there was a giant, fanged, funky Winkerbean with a bath towel to clean up the blood and carnage left over of the director. :eek:
 
cinder

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Addison said:
At least there was a giant, fanged, funky Winkerbean with a bath towel to clean up the blood and carnage left over of the director. :eek:
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He was the first of the wererabbits, vicious killing machines spawned from he bite of Roger the Radioactive Rabbit.
 
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