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Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Unfortunately each of the wererabbits died of laughter. It happened every time one of them tried to say their progenitor's alliterative name.
 
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Meanwhile, at a laboratory in California...
 
Born_Again

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A group of vigilante gerbils had escaped and were marching to LA to overthrow the local government and fight for gerbil equality. The gerbil community thought they should be recognized and be able to be legally married.
 
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crosstweed

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Minus the hipster feminist gerbil community, which felt that marriage was instituted by male chauvinist pig gerbils in order to enslave the female gerbil community.
 
Born_Again

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This movement was first brought on the fraternal order of vegan gerbils.
 
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crosstweed

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Born_Again said:
This movement was first brought on the fraternal order of vegan gerbils.
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Of course, these gerbils had a problem with their "movements", since gerbils in the wild are omnivores, and they had thus diverted from their natural diet.
 
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crosstweed said:
Of course, these gerbils had a problem with their "movements", since gerbils in the wild are omnivores, and they had thus diverted from their natural diet.
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So, while the gerbil community struggled with their own identity, something much larger was happening only a stones-throw away....
 
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crosstweed

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Born_Again said:
So, while the gerbil community struggled with their own identity, something much larger was happening only a stone-throws away....
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LA's famous Neanderthal Pride Day.
 
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crosstweed

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It was a splendid day!!! Many flocked from miles around just to see a parade of such magnitude.
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Unfortunately, what they ended up with was an earthquake of great magnitude.
 
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crosstweed said:
Unfortunately, what they ended up with was an earthquake of great magnitude.
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Crowds of people began to slip into the massive crack that had formed in the street. Almost all of the Neanderthals were lost. People screamed for help but it seemed all hope was lost! But, to their surprise...
 
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crosstweed

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Superman did not appear.
 
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crosstweed

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The aliens from Space Sector 8 were extremely disappointed that their plans to take over earth by populating L.A. and spreading outward had been foiled by what seemed to be a freak accident, but they were not going to give up.
 
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crosstweed said:
The aliens from Space Sector 8 were extremely disappointed that their plans to take over earth by populating L.A. and spreading outward had been foiled by what seemed to be a freak accident, but they were not going to give up.
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They simply moved their operations to San Francisco! They found that population was a bit more "frail" and easier to overpower!
 
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crosstweed

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They simply moved their operations to San Francisco! They found that population was a bit more "frail" and easier to overpower!
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To be on the safe side, of course, they started a second plant in Detroit.
 
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crosstweed said:
To be on the safe side, of course, they started a second plant in Detroit.
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They always had a backup plan, these space aliens. When it came to devouring mankind, they were very strategic.
 
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They always had a backup plan, these space aliens. When it came to devouring mankind, they were very strategic.
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Unlike the Uncle Wiggly board game, or Candyland, which involve no skill, and rely entirely on chance.
 
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crosstweed said:
Unlike the Uncle Wiggly board game, or Candyland, which involve no skill, and rely entirely on chance.
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Though, truth be told, they did like a good game of Candyland from time to time. Usually during tea time.
 
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crosstweed

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Though, truth be told, they did like a good game of Candyland from time to time. Usually during tea time.
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This of course, was different from tee time, which is when the aliens golfed; their recently abducted English butler served rather conveniently, as a caddy, too.
 
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