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egeiro

egeiro

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If they share their bacon on the first date... put a ring on it!
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Whoa there girl, you're asking a lot... Would you settle for sharing spam? Glass of juice? Cause I'm down to the last half pound of bacon, you see, and... :rolleyes:


Actually I don't like bacon. But stay away from my chocolate.
 
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MissCris

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...never date someone who doesn't like bacon.

:D
 
posthuman

posthuman

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doing jumping jacks is a good way to break the ice.

 
maxwel

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Tintin said:
Don't get in a long-distance relationship. They don't work.
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Don't get in a long-distance relationship, or a short-distance relationship.

Outside of those, you'll be fine.
 
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blondieindahouse

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Utah said:
Say a prayer at one point in your date, inviting God to be part of the occasion.

If the person welcomes God, rejoice, if not, no need for a second date.
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Huh? God calls us to not be unequally yoked. Dating 101 for a Christ follower right?

Why would a saint go on a date with someone they are not sure is their sibling in Christ?
 
mochi

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1. Dont date someone you know only several months.. Need time to know their true colors
2. Dont date someone who cant love and care about their own body..ie: smoke, drink, etc.. if they dont care about their own body how come they will care about others??
3. Dont wasting time to people who's not on your list standard.. move away before its too late for you and you found out yourself too attached.. MOVE!! lol
 
maxwel

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On a first date always ask them to provide a psychological evaluation.
 
GuessWho

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In case you only had one eye (like a cyclop), you definitely don't want to reveal that on your first date!
 
maxwel

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GuessWho said:
In case you only had one eye (like a cyclop), you definitely don't want to reveal that on your first date!
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Many women find a cyclops man to be quite stunning.


In fact, "stunned" is the exact word most of them use.
 
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blondieindahouse

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A woman should seek out vertically challenged men. You never know when you will need an arm rest standing in a long line:p
 
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Tintin

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maxwel said:
Don't get in a long-distance relationship, or a short-distance relationship.

Outside of those, you'll be fine.
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So, just don't get in a relationship at all?
Okay.
 
maxwel

maxwel

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Tintin said:
So, just don't get in a relationship at all?
Okay.
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Oh no! That's not what I meant.
I'm just against long-distance relationships and short-distance relationships.

You're completely forgetting about medium-distance, semi-medium-distance, oscillating-semi-medium-distance, truncated-oscillating-semi-medium distance, and a whole range of parallax options.

The whole distance thing gets very complicated.

When dating a woman, it's critical to keep her at a distance that's "just right".

: )
 
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Lynx

Lynx

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I'm just gonna keep my distance from the distance thing.
 
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Sirk

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maxwel said:
Oh no! That's not what I meant.
I'm just against long-distance relationships and short-distance relationships.

You're completely forgetting about medium-distance, semi-medium-distance, oscillating-semi-medium-distance, truncated-oscillating-semi-medium distance, and a whole range of parallax options.

The whole distance thing gets very complicated.

When dating a woman, it's critical to keep her at a distance that's "just right".

: )
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Currently...a good distance for a woman and me is about the distance that our sun is from another sun that is in a universe that is outside the observable universe of a planet that is outside our current observable universe.......if that makes any sense.
 
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Sugarplum

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Would be considered if we need to have practical of realistic communication?

Absolutely! f


We have to be very careful that the words we say and the way we say them don't communicate more than we mean. Probably someone would say " Don't write a check with your mouth that your body cannot cash. In other other words , don't promise more than you can back up with your actions.

Do you see someone who speaks in haste? There is more hope for a fool than for them. (Proverbs 29:20)

For your own version or translation click here https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+29:20&version=NIV
 
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