Sarcasm is a sin

[RickyZ]

There is not a law that says if you're not quoting scripture you're not talking about the bible. Furthermore, it's a bible discussion forum not thread. The bible discussion forum is full of bible discussion threads.

SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.

Ah, ya got me!

Thwak! (arrow pierces heart)

 

[atwhatcost]

The Sirk has chickens. The Sirk will bring eggs when they are of laying age.

(Stepping out of a well run, hurt-my-sides funny thread for a moment for a semi-serious question.)

I'm writing a series of novels, and I could use some chicken-info for the second novel. If you let a group of chickens go in a naturalized part of a city park (where there is plenty of weeds and brush in a clearing to give them easy access to grubs, insects, and worms) would the group of chickens live there or would they wander somewhere else?

And then, if they would live there, would they still stay there if there were lots of little kids running around all the time?

I now return this to the regularly scheduled show. lol

 

[Sirk]

Ah, ya got me!

Thwak! (arrow pierces heart)

Haha...I was bracing for a little pushback!

 

[Sirk]

(Stepping out of a well run, hurt-my-sides funny thread for a moment for a semi-serious question.)

I'm writing a series of novels, and I could use some chicken-info for the second novel. If you let a group of chickens go in a naturalized part of a city park (where there is plenty of weeds and brush in a clearing to give them easy access to grubs, insects, and worms) would the group of chickens live there or would they wander somewhere else?

And then, if they would live there, would they still stay there if there were lots of little kids running around all the time?

I now return this to the regularly scheduled show. lol

i think they'd get eaten by the homeless population.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Haters gonna hate!

SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken!

You just jelly cuz you aint blue like me..blue is magic, babee..magic

 

[atwhatcost]

My mop is totally submitted to my authority!

If you could only say the same thing about Rufus though. lol

 

[blue_ladybug]

Haha...I was bracing for a little pushback!

.............

 

[atwhatcost]

I look like i'm 12 but luckily I have my id if I didn't then I couldn't even get into R rated movies it has happened before

Two memories from when I was young:
1. Annoyed at those who would card me when I was clearly old enough to drink.
2. Annoyed when they stop carding me. lol

 

[atwhatcost]

Since all the power hungry people are gone, we need a new leader. I don't nominate myself because I'd rather be a whinner underneath the struggle.

They just went to 7-11. They'll be back.

 

[Marian29]

If you engage in it you are like the heathen and there is no good in you. Especially if you use it to try to thwart the teaching of the anointed ones.....like me...who is anointed completely and fully with the absolute truth of things.

Just wondering... Is it a serious Thread?.

 

[atwhatcost]

Because the art of sarcasm is one the the top tiers of human achievements

But still below humble-pride. lol

 

[blue_ladybug]

Just wondering... Is it a serious Thread?.

nah.. the sirk is just fulla you know what..lol

 

[atwhatcost]

I truly did, Sirk, until you made a poor weak fragile mop bow to your authority. Why pick on mops?

Because the broom whacked him for the same stance?

 

[atwhatcost]

Mops are a weaker vessel and must know their place!

And brooms hurt when they whack you.

 

[atwhatcost]

I am starting a support group for mops. I used to be a mop. But I found the place in scriptures where if a mop has just a little bit of faith, that mop will be set free from bondage. But their faith must come from hearing this word.

And from wearing makeup? lol

 

[Sirk]

Just wondering... Is it a serious Thread?.

Of course it is serious! I am The Sirk and I have spoken in it.

 

[atwhatcost]

Yes of course....my mop must earn her place in the closet.

...since the broom swept you out of that closet.

 

[atwhatcost]

Where does the broom fit into all this? I know my favorite and I even gave it a little nickname, Dusty

My broom is dusty simply from lack of use. lol

 

[blue_ladybug]

Of course it is serious! I am The Sirk and I have spoken in it.

you speak, yet you never really say anything..

 

[atwhatcost]

This lesson has concluded. Who can discern its application?

Good thing you give detentions. I'm not ready to leave the schooling I'm getting.