Hmmm...worst first date....
Let me set it up for you....this was with a Christian man. A rather conservative, evangelical sort of guy. The kind of conservative evangelical who "wasn't sure" about me because I'm Catholic...but, you know, he's a "tolerant" guy.
We had a very casual eat-an-icecream-cone-while-we-walk-around-and-talk date. He spent the entire time talking about how much he liked another woman--what a wonderful Christian woman she was, and how he wasn't sure if he was worthy of her, blah blah. (I'm the sort of girl who seems to engender that desire in men to unburden themselves emotionally). A little insensitive, but no harm, no foul...clearly he wasn't into me, but he wasn't really my type either.
So, I'm a good person, and I empathetically and kindly listened to him. We reach the end of the date and I go to shake his hand, and he grabs me stuffing his tongue down my throat.
When I pulled back and basically said, "What the whuuuuhhhh?" He made some comment about my lipgloss.
Seriously...LIPGLOSS.
Apparently, listening to a man talk about another woman all night was supposed to be a huge turn on for me.
Who knew?