Post something to never say on a first date

[Dino246]

What, exactly, do you mean by "honesty"?

 

[Born_Again]

Your mom lied. You sister is hotter!

 

[shineyourlight]

Marry me?

.........

 

[blue_ladybug]

I think I just peed my pants.. O_O

 

[shineyourlight]

Then my parole officer says...

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I have a thing about vampires *stares at persons neck*
(Well, actually that might work on some guys)

 

[seed_time_harvest]

Belllcccchhhhh...excuse me.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Then my parole officer says...

It's 7 o'clock, son. You just violated your parole by breaking curfew..sorry miss, your date needs a date with me now..

 

[blue_ladybug]

I swear you could be my ex'es twin brother/sister..

 

[Born_Again]

I told my wife I was working late. I have a few hours.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I told my wife I was working late. I have a few hours.

Naughty boy.. naughty naughty Born Again..lol

 

[Born_Again]

Naughty boy.. naughty naughty Born Again..lol

HAHAHA Who me?

 

[Born_Again]

Can I try your shoes on?

 

[shineyourlight]

Why, what a lovely neck. Do you moisturize?

 

[seed_time_harvest]

I think I just peed my pants.. O_O

Yep that would be awkward.

 

[Miri]

My what big eyes you have (also avoid wearing red).

 

[Born_Again]

Quick, put this foil hat on. They cant read our minds this way.

 

[mailmandan]

Why, what a lovely neck. Do you moisturize?

LOL! Why, what a lovely neck. Do you mind if I bite it?

 

[blue_ladybug]

LOL! Why, what a lovely neck. Do you mind if I bite it?

Well okay, but be warned: my necklace is made out of garlic bulbs..

 

[Cherry7]

That's bad...