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WarriorForChrist

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"Pull my finger"
 
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My Parole Officer just said to me that I have a lot to offer a young lady.
 
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AboundingGrace

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The guy talking about his previous date as if the girl he was with was a guy who'd be interested to hear about it.

Or so I've heard.
 
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missy2014

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Its so hot and sticky today I think women with B.O are beautiful stretches her arm him revealing mega hairy armpits * gag*
 
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missy2014

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I like a Muscly man who proposes to me no pressure to exercise if it encourages you my triceps and bi ceps are bigger than yours.
 
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missy2014

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Hey our fav song is on! ~ yeah yeah you look like a lady yeah yeah you look like a lady~
 

mailmandan

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Apr 7, 2014
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I'm currently unemployed and live at the YMCA.
 

mailmandan

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Apr 7, 2014
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Would you like to attend an AA meeting with me on our next date?
 

RickyZ

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Sep 20, 2012
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How would you like your eggs in the morning?
 

Dino246

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Jun 30, 2015
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Well, I've never been convicted.
 

Lance

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Sep 2, 2015
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(Dinner check comes)
So.... you got this right? Mom only gave me a 20.
 

Dude653

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I promise not to lock you in the basement like my last girlfriend