What Should Your Warning Label Be?

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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#82
#82
Warning:

Jon is not human. Applying your own value systems and belief systems will result in catastrophic failure of your brain. Jon does not feel, think, believe, nor value the things you do. Jon does not behave in ways you think he ought. Simply smile, exchange pleasantries with Jon, and back away. Slowly.
 
violakat

violakat

Senior Member
#87
Apr 23, 2014
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#87
Caution, dealing with extreme Cabin Fever. May go more insane then normal. :D
 
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renewed_hope

Guest
#88
#88
Warning: May snort if she laughs too hard:cool:
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#89
Aug 13, 2014
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#89
WARNING: Distressingly self-sufficient. Avoid at Christmas.

Seriously, every time somebody asks what I want for Christmas I never can think of anything. I already have pretty much all I want.
 
Dino246

Dino246

Senior Member
#91
Jun 30, 2015
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#91
I've had a few chuckles as I read through this thread. I've thought about what my warning label might be, and I come up with nothing. So maybe my warning label should be, "Let me get back to you on that..."
 
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toinena

Guest
#92
#92
Dino246 said:
I've had a few chuckles as I read through this thread. I've thought about what my warning label might be, and I come up with nothing. So maybe my warning label should be, "Let me get back to you on that..."
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That would be a big alert for me. An undecisive man that procastinate for a living.... Or perhaps you are just humble? Or do you lack insight? Hmmmm. Humble is good. Insight can grow. Who is not able to make up her mind now?
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#93
#93
Warning:

This man snores in his sleep like a chainsaw. May occasionally play air guitar while listening to TOOL. Enjoys very, very, very dark humor. Has an unhealthy fascination with Warhammer 40k, DUNE, and lunatic fringe theories about UFOs. Screams like a little girl at the sight of spiders. Has been known to sit down to self-reflect and go completely catatonic for hours with fantastic tales of his "journey" when he rejoins the world.
 
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toinena

Guest
#94
#94
the more I read Jon (without h)'s posts the more fascinated I get.

My warning lable: this person always sees the potential in other people and are trusting the good in everyone exept in herself.
 
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AugustGirl

Guest
#95
#95
Caution: May explode with short-to-no notice.
 
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Sillychick723

Guest
#96
#96
WARNING: This girl has an extreme fear of commitment about 10 days out of the month.

Proceed with caution.
 
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joefizz

Guest
#97
#97
Warning:may inspire constant staring from women because of handsomeness and silly behavior.
 
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joefizz

Guest
#98
#98
Warning:may say something stupid trying to be funny.
 
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joefizz

Guest
#99
#99
Warning:has been known to hug people he thought was someone else.
 
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