You shouldn't expect anything less, or anything more because the fact is it isn't simple.
You're one who thinks the Gospel is only simple, and your definition of simple in context of what you write is "simpleton-ism." Somehow you think this makes you appear intelligent. Or something. Let me be the first to inform you it does just the opposite.
Any person, you included, who thinks Romans or the Gospel to be simple is just showing their ignorance of both.
Yes, I know, you departed from all teachers and discovered the truth on your own by your own personal self-attestation.
No person in the history of the church has ever displayed such self-importance or arrogance of reliance on self, or even saying "No, me and the Holy Spirit" in rebuttal and defense. The fact that you are "self taught" explains your many errors and unfortunately you'll more than likely remain there.
The multitudes of erroneous things you teach, and how you censure God just show you simply don't get it even though you claim it as so simple. You will not allow God to be God and have drawn out your own criteria that he must meet to be god, or he is not God and is not fair. Well known fact.
But I digress, at the least you profess to know Christ as the only way to heaven which is the most important thing.