The Most Troll-like Thread, Can You Beat the Troll

[kaylagrl]

In another thread someone said that the thread was probably the most laughed at in the history of CC. Others chimed in that there were far worse threads. So that got me thinking that I have a challenge. Name a made up thread with the most troll like title you can think of. I expect some hilarious answers. Im going to have to think up a good one myself. Remember, these are made up thread titles. Let the hilarity begin!

 

[WineRose]

GOD DOES NOT EXIST AND EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES OTHERWISE IS AN UNEDUCATED HOBO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

That's the best I can come up with.

 

[kaylagrl]

GOD DOES NOT EXIST AND EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES OTHERWISE IS AN UNEDUCATED HOBO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

That's the best I can come up with.

​Wow, you are quick on your feet!! Im still ruminating on mine.lol Good one!

 

[kaylagrl]

I know the Bible says its wrong,but you have to read it in the original Hebrew,Greek,Latin,Martian etc. And the KJV version ONLY!

 

[WineRose]

God was actually just the chocolate easter bunny which I ate 13 minutes ago. I bit the butt off first, btw.


Yet another classy response!

 

[kaylagrl]

God was actually just the chocolate easter bunny which I ate 13 minutes ago. I bit the butt off first, btw.


Yet another classy response!

You are SUCH a sinner!!! [classic response to any disagreement]

 

[Depleted]

In another thread someone said that the thread was probably the most laughed at in the history of CC. Others chimed in that there were far worse threads. So that got me thinking that I have a challenge. Name a made up thread with the most troll like title you can think of. I expect some hilarious answers. Im going to have to think up a good one myself. Remember, these are made up thread titles. Let the hilarity begin!

So? Everyone who doesn't fit in is a troll? Broad stroke that word to meaningless.

 

[kaylagrl]

So? Everyone who doesn't fit in is a troll? Broad stroke that word to meaningless.

No ma'mam, I feel true trolls come with a definite purpose to disrupt and cause problems. There are some who have come here and definitely been trolls. And then there are others who at first may be misunderstood but after we get to know them they fit it. No,I think there are two different types and not everyone who is different is a troll. But this thread is more about titles of threads than a discussion of trolls.

 

[preacher4truth]

No ma'mam, I feel true trolls come with a definite purpose to disrupt and cause problems. There are some who have come here and definitely been trolls. And then there are others who at first may be misunderstood but after we get to know them they fit it. No,I think there are two different types and not everyone who is different is a troll. But this thread is more about titles of threads than a discussion of trolls.

You're absolutely correct!

 

[Willie-T]

This is actually a true one:
"Two of my friends don't believe in the virgin birth, another one believes everyone goes to Heaven, and a fourth leans toward Annihilation.... and he's a Protestant minister."

 

[Depleted]

No ma'mam, I feel true trolls come with a definite purpose to disrupt and cause problems. There are some who have come here and definitely been trolls. And then there are others who at first may be misunderstood but after we get to know them they fit it. No,I think there are two different types and not everyone who is different is a troll. But this thread is more about titles of threads than a discussion of trolls.

The person you have called "troll" has been here for a while. He fit right in before. I think something bad happened -- an emotional break down maybe? I don't know, but to instinctively call him a troll when he's already proved he's not is wrong. Troll means something.

And to call everyone a troll just-because does harm to those who aren't. Like it or not, God has chosen the weak, the broken, the least to be his people. We don't instantly turn into wonderful at redemption. And broken people are just that -- broken. For the sake of all the emotionally or mentally disabled people -- the ones who are different but are on this site -- stop calling everybody, and their brother a troll!

Troll --
[FONT=&quot]to antagonize (others) online by deliberately posting inflammatory, irrelevant, or offensive comments or other disruptive content[/FONT][FONT=&quot]… trolls engage in the most outrageous and offensive behaviors possible—all the better to troll you with. — Whitney Phillips[/FONT]

 

[oldethennew]

the word 'troll', is such an ugly word for those of us who were born 'several-years-ago', -
it can be a figure of something very 'un-holy', and it was 'implanted into our minds from the 'theatre-world',
as being acceptable, and has 'snow-balled at this 'day and age', as something very acceptable and pitifully,
even laughable-enjoyment to most homes...

 

[WineRose]

I stabbed someone to death, ripped out his eyes and kidneys, disposed of him in a bonfire and scattered the ashes in the ocean the other day. Is that a sin?

Man, I'm on fire with these...

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm right, I'm always right, and anyone who disagrees with me will burn in hell for eternity...

 

[oldethennew]

I stabbed someone to death, ripped out his eyes and kidneys, disposed of him in a bonfire and scattered the ashes in the ocean the other day. Is that a sin?

Man, I'm on fire with these...

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sounds like you're 'playing with fire'...

 

[kaylagrl]

This is actually a true one:
"Two of my friends don't believe in the virgin birth, another one believes everyone goes to Heaven, and a fourth leans toward Annihilation.... and he's a Protestant minister."

Rofl now that one will be hard to beat!!

 

[kaylagrl]

The person you have called "troll" has been here for a while. He fit right in before. I think something bad happened -- an emotional break down maybe? I don't know, but to instinctively call him a troll when he's already proved he's not is wrong. Troll means something.

And to call everyone a troll just-because does harm to those who aren't. Like it or not, God has chosen the weak, the broken, the least to be his people. We don't instantly turn into wonderful at redemption. And broken people are just that -- broken. For the sake of all the emotionally or mentally disabled people -- the ones who are different but are on this site -- stop calling everybody, and their brother a troll!

Troll --
to antagonize (others) online by deliberately posting inflammatory, irrelevant, or offensive comments or other disruptive content… trolls engage in the most outrageous and offensive behaviors possible—all the better to troll you with. — Whitney Phillips

No one on this thread has been called a troll so.....

 

[oldethennew]

Hay,

any of you 'oldies' remember how to do the 'Stroll'? boy, now that was a neat 'dance'...
course, we all know, no matter what 'generation', a 'dance' is a 'dance', IF you can do it...

 

[Galatea]

I had a prophetic dream: please interpret: a giraffe was in the barber shop eating a vanilla ice cream cone underneath a picture of a Bible verse Psalm 11:7. He said he knew Donald Trump and was going to Kim Jung Un's firework party.

 

[preacher4truth]

I had a prophetic dream: please interpret: a giraffe was in the barber shop eating a vanilla ice cream cone underneath a picture of a Bible verse Psalm 11:7. He said he knew Donald Trump and was going to Kim Jung Un's firework party.

Oh no, you too!!!????