The Most Troll-like Thread, Can You Beat the Troll

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Galatea said:
I had a prophetic dream: please interpret: a giraffe was in the barber shop eating a vanilla ice cream cone underneath a picture of a Bible verse Psalm 11:7. He said he knew Donald Trump and was going to Kim Jung Un's firework party.
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I am getting a feeling.... Yes it is coming to me .. white powder,, yes i see it now,, WHITE POWDER!!!!

The night of the dream you did a line of cocaine.. Confess now and repent dear Sister!!!!
 
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Troll remedy

There is none, because this is part of the purgatory that we live in and the nature
of bored lost souls.
 
WineRose

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Was Jesus Christ a banana?


Seriously, this is the most fun I had in a thread in a while.
 
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WineRose said:
My cat scratched me when I was trying to bathe her. Is my cat satanic/the Antichrist?

 Hopefully, I'm not giving anyone any ideas...
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Wait i can see a vision comming to me Sister ...... Here it comes::

[video=youtube;j_695zmIZ3U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_695zmIZ3U[/video]

:eek: Dear Sister casteth out that demon Nooooowwwwwwww
 
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Adstar said:
I am getting a feeling.... Yes it is coming to me .. white powder,, yes i see it now,, WHITE POWDER!!!!

The night of the dream you did a line of cocaine.. Confess now and repent dear Sister!!!!
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TV evangelist style!! I like it!
 
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kaylagrl

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WineRose said:
Was Jesus Christ a banana?


Seriously, this is the most fun I had in a thread in a while.
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A banana only has two parts! Are you denying the trinity?! lol You have a natural gift for this!
 
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"You are insane for believing in God and should be locked up in an asylum"

(That's actually a statement someone made to me on a Norwegian forum, I ended up leaving since the moderators didn't care)
 
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kaylagrl said:
In another thread someone said that the thread was probably the most laughed at in the history of CC. Others chimed in that there were far worse threads. So that got me thinking that I have a challenge. Name a made up thread with the most troll like title you can think of. I expect some hilarious answers. Im going to have to think up a good one myself. Remember, these are made up thread titles. Let the hilarity begin!
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This is tooooooo easy.

Obama was the best President ever, Hillary is a saint.
 
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They're building the wall,

on the north side of Texas,

where it should be.
 
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Trump hires Russian contractors to run the American government.
 
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Thousands of voting machines found to be hacked by the Russians.

New count shows Hillary wins by a landslide.

Trump kicked out of office.
 
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Czar Putin,

Who's sorry now?

YOU ARE !!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!
 
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Southern states break from north to a form new nation.

Trump makes personal phone call to Andrew Jackson for help.
 
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Trump and Hillary are in reality, brother and sister.
 
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Does anyone else find it really disturbing how good WineRose is at this? ;)
 
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Congress passes bill to turn all Trump Towers into homeless shelters.

Trump says, "Let them eat cake."
 
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Hillary's biggest secret exposed !!

She voted for Trump !!
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Tinuviel said:
Does anyone else find it really disturbing how good WineRose is at this? ;)
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Yes. I also find to be disturbing:

WineRose has a sense of humor that I like...and that's disturbing to me. I thought I had a lock on this kind of crazy.

The suggested thread titles are ones I would honestly like to see so I could kick up hornet nests in them.
 
WineRose

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Tinuviel said:
Does anyone else find it really disturbing how good WineRose is at this?
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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Yes. I also find to be disturbing:

WineRose has a sense of humor that I like...and that's disturbing to me. I thought I had a lock on this kind of crazy.

The suggested thread titles are ones I would honestly like to see so I could kick up hornet nests in them.
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