The Most Troll-like Thread, Can You Beat the Troll

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kaylagrl

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I had a prophetic dream: please interpret: a giraffe was in the barber shop eating a vanilla ice cream cone underneath a picture of a Bible verse Psalm 11:7. He said he knew Donald Trump and was going to Kim Jung Un's firework party.

Hummmm pretty sure I saw this thread....
 
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This is actually a true one:
"Two of my friends don't believe in the virgin birth, another one believes everyone goes to Heaven, and a fourth leans toward Annihilation.... and he's a Protestant minister."
Rofl now that one will be hard to beat!!

And the strangest thing is that I really like all four of them.
 

WineRose

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My cat scratched me when I was trying to bathe her. Is my cat satanic/the Antichrist?

Hopefully, I'm not giving anyone any ideas...
 
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kaylagrl

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My cat scratched me when I was trying to bathe her. Is my cat satanic/the Antichrist?

Hopefully, I'm not giving anyone any ideas...

Lol lets hope not! But it wouldn't surprise me.
 

WineRose

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OH NOES!!!! I IS FIRED BY MAH BOSS!!!1!!1!1!!1!1111!!!11!! AM I DOOMED TO GO TO HELL?!?! AND WHERE DID I PUT MY PANTS?!?!?!


Lol
 
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kaylagrl

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OH NOES!!!! I IS FIRED BY MAH BOSS!!!1!!1!1!!1!1111!!!11!! AM I DOOMED TO GO TO HELL?!?! AND WHERE DID I PUT MY PANTS?!?!?!


Lol



Your not being able to find you pants concerns me.lol
 
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kaylagrl

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I am sinless! Prove me wrong....


This was an actual thread btw
 
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kaylagrl

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OK. I'll prove you wrong: Liar! lolzzzzzzzzzz... ;)


​Lol that was a circular argument! I dropped out pretty fast. As my father says "you cant argue with a person that says "God told me so". Its futile.
 

preacher4truth

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​Lol that was a circular argument! I dropped out pretty fast. As my father says "you cant argue with a person that says "God told me so". Its futile.
Yes, the old Proverbs 26:4-5 dilemma. :D
 

preacher4truth

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Lol!! We are often in that situation here!
I know, it's like punishing ourselves on purpose. "Don't go on that site, you'll see something dumb and will want to answer!!" and then we disobey our resolve; "Oh no, you went there, dummy!" LOL!
 
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kaylagrl

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I know, it's like punishing ourselves on purpose. "Don't go on that site, you'll see something dumb and will want to answer!!" and then we disobey our resolve; "Oh no, you went there, dummy!" LOL!

Oh yes! Happens almost every day here. "Now why did I answer that?" smh
 
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The biggest trolls I have come across are those who construct a large story
about someone in deep distress, with a complex back story.

Each day they fill in another dilemma. And slowly the following of concerned
people grow. What gives it away is when they start another thread with similar
facts but changed.

It takes dedication to do this, but I suppose some bored individuals give it a shot.
 
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Troll hunters

Some believe they are gifted at troll hunting.
I think they might actually become a version of a troll themselves, lol.