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A SERMON ABOUT LYING ........ A MINISTER TOLD HIS CONGREGATION; "NEXT WEEK ; I PLAN TO PREACH ABOUT THE SIN OF LYING ."TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND MY SERMON , I WANT YOU ALL TO READ MARK 17 THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY; AS HE PREPARED TO DELIVER HIS SERMON ; THE MINISTER ASKED FOR A SHOW OF HANDS . HE WANTED TO KNOW HOW MANY HAD READ MARK 17 . EVERY HAND WENT UP . THE MINISTER SMILED AND SAID ; "MARK HAS ONLY 16 CHAPTERS I WILL NOW PROCEED WITH MY SERMON ON THE "SIN OF LYING.''"
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Who was the most successful entertainer in the bible?...................................Samson he brought the house down.
What is black, white and red all over?...............................................................a newspaper or a zebra with sun burn.
What gets wetter the more it dries?.................................................................a towel
what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo.................................big holes all over Australia
th th th th th thats all folks
What is black, white and red all over?...............................................................a newspaper or a zebra with sun burn.
What gets wetter the more it dries?.................................................................a towel
what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo.................................big holes all over Australia
th th th th th thats all folks
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Why the coffee house coffee is so expensive:
your money go to pay for
The cafe itself (rent, electricity etc)
The coffee
Refills
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The person who buys one coffee and sits there all day
People who are not costumers yet use the toilets
Everyone who takes an extra bag of sugar cubes
The time spent for the waiter to tell everyone the difference between latte and the other coffee variants
your money go to pay for
The cafe itself (rent, electricity etc)
The coffee
Refills
+
The person who buys one coffee and sits there all day
People who are not costumers yet use the toilets
Everyone who takes an extra bag of sugar cubes
The time spent for the waiter to tell everyone the difference between latte and the other coffee variants
Probably an extremely old joke, but I only heard it last weekend:
A Jewish man goes to is rabbi and says, "Rabbi I am at wits end with my son! I have no idea what to do! I sent him off to college, a nice Jewish boy, and he comes back a Christian!"
The Rabbi looks at him and sighs, "I know. The same thing happened to my son....."
Then the Rabbi prays, spilling all of the heart ache the two of them have over loss of their sons.
Suddenly, God answers! "Funny thing is, I sent my son to you ....."
A Jewish man goes to is rabbi and says, "Rabbi I am at wits end with my son! I have no idea what to do! I sent him off to college, a nice Jewish boy, and he comes back a Christian!"
The Rabbi looks at him and sighs, "I know. The same thing happened to my son....."
Then the Rabbi prays, spilling all of the heart ache the two of them have over loss of their sons.
Suddenly, God answers! "Funny thing is, I sent my son to you ....."
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Youtube won't post: Check out The Irish Rovers: The Unicorn Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4bc9UwZsYs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4bc9UwZsYs