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Looks like it probably was women, there is no way a man could come up
with something that complicated. :p

The First Bra Was Made of Handkerchiefs - The Atlantic


The bra was not invented on November 3, 1914. Women have been
binding and otherwise supporting their breasts for, literally, ages;
the first bras may well date back to ancient Greece, where women
would wrap bands of fabric across their chests, tying or pinning
them in the back. And the "brassiere," as a widespread concept—the
word comes from the French for "upper arm"—is generally thought
to have originated with the DeBevoise Company, which used the term in
advertisements for its whale-bone-supported camisoles
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(French, then as now, had a certain je ne sais quoi with English-speaking
consumers.) Vogue began talking about brassieres in 1907; in 1911, the
word merited an entry in the Oxford English Dictionary.

But the bra—the garment that lifts and separates, via cups and straps—became
part of the world, officially, on November 3, 1914. That was the day the
United States Patent and Trademark Office granted a patent to Mary
Phelps Jacobs for the garment she called a "brassiere."
Newspaper article from November 5, 1914
Mary Phelps Jacob, a busty woman, was found dead, possibly by drowned, at the side of a lake near a horse pasture yesterday. Cause of death has yet to be determined, but she had splinters through her bloomers, tar and feathers still on her, rope burns on her ankles and wrist that looked as if four horses were trying to draw and quarter her, buckshot in her, and was found next to a dunking post reminisent of Salem, Masschuettes in the 1600's.

To mourn her death, millions of women have been burning their bras at that site in the last 24 hours.



(Actually, if it weren't for her, chances are good, I really probably would be kneeing my "chest" at every step by now. And, thank you, Joan Rviers and Phylis Diller, for prepping me for this age in life as a women. Where were you, Carol Brady, when I needed you? lol)
 
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I saw, "For Women Only" and came in expecting chocolate. Did I miss it? Did you all already eat it? I'm going to cry now...
Women! Really? You were expecting chocolate to last this long?


There's this microwavable chocolate dessert in a cup that was delicious. Too bad you missed it. lol
 

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Exactly! And a good movie to go along with that. =D ...although this friend sounds like she needs a good girl-friend make over night. =) ...hehe

Familiarity breeds contempt so a lady with a disguise and a friend with chocolate only fuels contempt to reach a higher goal - stubbernous. Smile, and hey the movie is a deal!


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"OOOOOO!!!!!....Oh I am so guilty....I had to read, do you want me to wear the newspaper hat and face the wall? I'm going....". View attachment 150614
LOL I haven't thought of Horshak in ages!

(Weird little fact that still rolls around my brain. Juan Epstein -- the actor who played that part, but I forgot his name -- was a student at my college a couple of years before I went there. He was best known for selling essays guaranteed to give a good grade, just as long as the teacher didn't catch on they were plagerized. I assume that kind of work was still available when I went there, but I never met anyone who talked about it, once more bought or sold an essay.)
 
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Newspaper article from November 5, 1914
Mary Phelps Jacob, a busty woman, was found dead, possibly by drowned, at the side of a lake near a horse pasture yesterday. Cause of death has yet to be determined, but she had splinters through her bloomers, tar and feathers still on her, rope burns on her ankles and wrist that looked as if four horses were trying to draw and quarter her, buckshot in her, and was found next to a dunking post reminisent of Salem, Masschuettes in the 1600's.

To mourn her death, millions of women have been burning their bras at that site in the last 24 hours.



(Actually, if it weren't for her, chances are good, I really probably would be kneeing my "chest" at every step by now. And, thank you, Joan Rviers and Phylis Diller, for prepping me for this age in life as a women. Where were you, Carol Brady, when I needed you? lol)


Ah ha ha ha Lyn you are so funny.

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Reminds me of when I use to play the piano accordian in church
along with the pianist. It was a good size for me a 48 base.

I always had to remember not to wear any tops with buttons on as I didn't
want a wardrobe malfunction in front of the whole church.

Buttons zips etc can get snagged on the bellows. Lol
 

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Come back as woman and try saying that. Lol
no way... I think it's great being a guy

I hope that most women think it's great to be a woman
 

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We do, but...why are you in the women's thread? :D
getting in touch with my feelings, of course


being a guy is great, but it can also be stressful... like deciding which back-scratcher to use

or which piece of furniture to put one's feet up on
 
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getting in touch with my feelings, of course


being a guy is great, but it can also be stressful... like deciding which back-scratcher to use

or which piece of furniture to put one's feet up on
At least once a month you don't have to feel like someone is sawing you in half or ripping your ovaries out.
 
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getting in touch with my feelings, of course


being a guy is great, but it can also be stressful... like deciding which back-scratcher to use

or which piece of furniture to put one's feet up on
Yeah, I can imagine how stressful that might be. Lol.

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At least once a month you don't have to feel like someone is sawing you in half or ripping your ovaries out.

I don't have that equipment any more. Cancer took my periods, and female innards lol, away from me. THANK GOD. :eek:
 

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well ladies, it's been fun

thanks for the good times

bye for now, I'm going to go drink milk out of a carton
 
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getting in touch with my feelings, of course


being a guy is great, but it can also be stressful... like deciding which back-scratcher to use

or which piece of furniture to put one's feet up on
I was sitting on one bare foot with my other knee next to my shoulder (foot directly below on the seat), in my comfy chair glancing down at my back scratcher in arm's reach when I read this.
 
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I don't have that equipment any more. Cancer took my periods, and female innards lol, away from me. THANK GOD. :eek:
Did you escape hot flashes? Or you don't know yet?

(I know. Sort of like John. He quit smoking and lost 90 pounds in six months, but no one is recommending that way either.)
 
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At least once a month you don't have to feel like someone is sawing you in half or ripping your ovaries out.
I never feel anything. When I had a miscarriage the doctor asked if I wanted an operation or just some pills. I said: how much does that hurt? Oh 3 times as much as a menstruation he said, so I thought well 3 times nothing is nothing. Okay I'll do that. It was 10 times as bad as a delivery without pain medication. Why on earth did I even listen to a man????
 

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no way... I think it's great being a guy

I hope that most women think it's great to be a woman
"....I have become all things to all people so that by all possible means I might save some." (1 Cor. 9:22). That's not what Paul was thinking about when he wrote that right? being a woman!...........Smile................(No, it wasn't, my spirit made me write this answer; smile). :eek:.
 
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I never feel anything. When I had a miscarriage the doctor asked if I wanted an operation or just some pills. I said: how much does that hurt? Oh 3 times as much as a menstruation he said, so I thought well 3 times nothing is nothing. Okay I'll do that. It was 10 times as bad as a delivery without pain medication. Why on earth did I even listen to a man????
Those pills are insanely bad. I hate that option for miscarriage. I'm so sorry.