This is actually a conversation between me and a telemarketer some time ago...
Susanna: Hello (or something)
Telemarketer: Heeeey, this is Rob, is this Susanna? (Yes, no surname...)
Susanna: Uh oh, well, I...(Telemarketer interrupts)
Telemarketer: You know what, Susanna, how would you like to be healthy?
Susanna: Uh oh, well, I...(Telemarketer is in a hurry)
Telemarketer: I can offer you, and only because it is you, an elixir that is improving your health(Susanna is getting unpatient)
Susanna: I'm not really interested...
Telemarketer: Is that a "No"?
Susanna: Yes!
Telemarketer: Deal! I'll mail you the elixir. Have a nice day!
Susanna: Wait, I didnt..
Telemarketer: Bleep-Bleep-Bleep